So No Head

Damian: I can’t believe you have decided to marry one of my worst enemies.

Stephanie: I know. But we’re getting divorced in 6 months besides it’s not actually me. It’s Presley who’s gonna be legally married to him

Jason: Has anyone ever told you both that this friendship is really fucking weird?

Damian: Fuck off Todd

Stephanie: Jay, you have no idea what a heathy friendship looks like how would you what’s normal?

Jason: Jesus fine! I’ll go.

Stephanie: Anyway, look I know that we had plans but since I’ll be gone I have instructed Dick to be my replacement.

Damian: And you believe he can handle it?

Stephanie: I hope so. And if anything gets screwed up we can fix it when I get back and obviously there are a few things we have to put on hold.

Damian: I’m not going to have to watch our shows with him am I? He speaks through the whole thing, it’s bothersome.

Stephanie: Oh god no! I wouldn’t subject you to that. We’re gonna have to pause those for now but he will be taking you to your first little league baseball game.

Damian: Is he going be dressed in that ridiculous outfit again with that horrendous large red finger?

Stephanie: Probably. You know how he gets. Let’s just hope he doesn’t start a fight in the stands again

People will say who’s your favorite Robin? who’s your favorite Robin?

🤨…

I’m not here for Robin. I’m here for Bruce Wayne. I’m here for the Batman because that’s the man I have a crush on…back up.

Does he also happen to have children that are appealing to the eye, yes. but I have a crush on that big socially awkward Himbo of a man get out of my face

Anyways, here’s a superbat fanart I found on Pinterest, but the original creator is white_6606 on twitter ♡

normal and legally distinct way to leave a room

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Final/Part 4: Messing with straight hair!

Bruce Wayne struggles to say “I love you” to his kids but is always doing things for them without being asked.

Steph: yeah, my check engine light is on and I have no idea why.

Bruce: *immediately grabs car jack and is outside with the hood open*

Tim: M&M’s are so good, man!

Bruce: *fills center console of Batmobile with M&M’s*

Duke: I love when birds sing so much. It’s always nice to wake up to

Bruce: *hangs birdhouses and bird feeders outside his window*

Babs: I just need one more book to complete my collection.

Bruce: *has a first edition on her desk at the library first thing in the morning*

Jason: I heard the new Mario Kart is fun.

Bruce: *buys it and a switch and puts it in his mailbox*

Dick: yeah, I really like their new album.

Bruce: *get him VIP tickets to the concert for him and five people*

Cass: I’ve been meaning to put this shelf up but I keep putting it off.

Bruce: *hammer and leveler teleport into this hands*

If anyone asks, he doesn’t acknowledge he did any of this or he shrugs it off with a “yep.” He’s a man of action, not words. He cares deeply and doesn’t know how to show it.

What

The Joker canonically sings along to Britney Spears.

I really have seen it all now.