The "God" We Made From Unethically Sourced Flesh And Metal Won't Talk To Us Anymore So I'm Gonna Abandon

bye almost laughed out loud just found out that the u.s. has the expatriot tax because of eduardo saverin lmaoo

need what hugh grant and his wife have

Super late to the party but its hyperspecific poll time!

- watching poi

- shaw !! 😺

- COUSIN ???????

wahwahwahwahwahwahwahwahwahwahwahwahwahwahwahwahwah

so like basically that north face zip up is a child of divorce is what i’m understanding

its so brave that you have such a 2012-coded url in this 2024 world

would you call a bear brave for standing in a new construction suburb or would you recognize the unfamiliar world they built around him

👁💀🧌💥☄️ apocalypse core idk

💯🙏💛🟨👍

walks out of a bar covered in kisses and I say "you should see the other guy" and you look in the bar and he's dead in a pool of blood

it was a glorious 90 minutes of my life tears were shed

Come On Feel The "Illinoise" Musical is now open on Broadway for a limited 16-week run at the St. James Theatre. Tickets for all dates can be found here.