EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP SCIENTISTS AT THE SCHMIDT OCEAN INSTITUTE HAVE FOOTAGE OF A LIVE COLOSSAL SQUID

okay this is very important to me and probably me only but peter burke from white collar constantly gets referred to as agent burke which makes sense. but also it just gives me crazy flashbacks to state v dlp/poe cameron mock trial case because of the p witness agent shar burke and this is very funny. to me.

and they both do art crime white collar crime stuff.

Me: You know how when you were a kid and you’d wish that you’d get sick or injured in a way that would justify why you didn’t live up to your potential?

Everybody, apparently: No?

walks out of a bar covered in kisses and I say "you should see the other guy" and you look in the bar and he's dead in a pool of blood

this one tsn fic permanently changed me now i can’t not think about eduardo witnessing the collapse and crashing his car when i think about the 2008 financial crisis. i’m a econ major god damn it

"ai is making it so everyone can make art" Everyone can make art dipshit it came free with your fucking humanity

guy only owns 7 shirts and 7 pants and set, rotating outfits for his weeks

I always find it hilarious when more recent adaptations of Sherlock Holmes makes Holmes the dreamy heartthrob/attractive one (not that he’s not a total catch) because my dudes, Watson is right there. He is literally like a Victorian wet dream, he is everything that classic Victorian period would find appealing- adventurous, fought for his country, learned, has groomed facial hair (legit that was like the equivalent of being 6’ tall today), polite. He’s got just enough “melancholy” (depression) and rakishness (gambling) to still be a gentleman but like a bad boy gentleman. A real Romantic (both romance how we think of it today and like Romanticism) archetype. If anyone is the heartthrob here, it is Watson.

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you gotta be as gay as possible on the computer otherwise alan turing died for nothing

hit the worst dressed list!