813zombiefiender - Hello!!!

One thing I like to do to derail unproductive social whining is to loudly announce that my butt hurts. This is a tactic I primarily employ at family functions but is also delightful while in close proximity to people being mean to retail and service workers

i found the perfect display for my 100,000+ year old shrimp fossil

Begging everyone on the internet to stop smoothing out their middle aged men and draw wrinkles for the love of god I promise it's so fun you'll love it Come into my wine cellar

had a fascinating english class that resulted in the notes header “the forcefeminization of victor frankenstein”

*aborted little brother voice* it would be my turn on the xbox...if i existed...

Pipe expanding machine

ben affleck and matt damon are the poor man's nick frost and simon pegg

twitter didnt appreciate this take but I thought you guys would

Finally watched Castlevania nocturne season 1, GREAT season. I only watched a bit of it and fell into the hate train because I despise a couple of the voice actors. And I still do! But it def doesn't deserve the Hatorade being served all over it. Can't wait to watch season 2