When The Lyrics You've Been Mishearing Are More Clever Than What's Actually In The Song

ppl who don’t notice the moon bother me

there is no soul of an artist that distinguishes them from some 'non-artist' category of person that could simply never comprehend what it is like. anyone can make art. you should know this by now. from ratatouille

sometimes I wonder how y'all are obsessed with specific characters and I'm like "why them" but then I remember that sometimes its literally not your choice you just look at them wrong and all of a sudden they're taking up your every thought forever

PSA: never discuss private affairs in your DMs, especially contraception and abortion. Social media moguls will absolutely sell you out to the government. There are already cases of people being charged based on evidence in their DMs.

ive gotten so much mileage out of this tweet. every time i see something on the internet that makes me mad i just think to myself "people in real life: hey man how's it going" and i keep it pushing

what is your eye color. what is your favorite color. what is the color that appears most frequently in your wardrobe. what color is your favorite blanket. what color is your water bottle.

Indians and Chinese people make up such a huge chunk of the planet and yet people in the west think it’s a radical idea to conceptualize them as human

I thingk the richer u are the weirder youre going to be socially about sex n stuff cause you don’t have to live and breathe an sleep and die 3 inches of drywall away from 4 surrounding neighbor’s fucking like mountain rats at all goddamn hours of the fucking day Jesus fucking Christ one of you bitches take a water break or something