How To Be A Trans Ally 101, From To Wong Foo (1995)

honestly i’ve stopped caring if media is good. all that matters is that Me, The Most Important Person, is having a good time.

people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?

shakespeare wasn't lying that tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow can creep in this petty pace from day to day

shadow the hedgehog is cool. gunblades are cool. vampires are cool. scythes are cool. white hair is cool. we need to stop lying about what is not cool

Tumblr Code.

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is horrifying weapon attack

It’s gotten so fashionable on tumblr to hate on The Beatles but who else is going to eat rotten wood and contribute to soil fertility in complex forest ecosystems?

"Not having a carrd is a red flag!" No a red flag is you thinking you're entitled to a little pamphlet full of someone else's information.

Absolute fucking embarrassment that we're already well into the 'concentration camps' and 'completely ignoring the judicial system' phase of things and these fucking decrepit 92 year old blue skeletons aren't showing up to work with hand grenades lining their coats. We can't even get them to use harsh language.

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