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So apparently I am now also obsessed with Undertale. But seriously, this game is amazing.

drew fanart of 1600 yr old octopus from a mosaic bc it was good

If you distilled Buzzfeed’s clickbait article titles to a formula, it’d be: “This (adjective) (noun) just (verb)ed this (adjective) (noun). What happens next will (verb) your (adjective)”

Bird Brain

A blue blur flittered past Jowd’s face and onto the head of a green haired, very short man.

“Damn Bird!”

“She doesn’t do anything, Jowd.”

“Except bother me”.

“She just sits on my head,” Pigeon Man protested. “If you don’t like it, that’s your problem”.

“She sits. On your head.”

“Yes.”

“That’s all?”

“Yes”.

“She doesn’t eat, sleep, anything. She just sits on your head.”

They both knew where this was going. Jowd was going to make a snarky comment. Pigeon Man braced himself in the silence before the storm.

“So, like pige-on, pige-off except it doesn’t”.

“That was so bad.” Pigeon Man replied, slightly underwhelmed. “I thought you could do better”

“Hey, I’m just making these up on the fly!”

“Yeah, well toucan play at that game”

Jowd’s face switched from a smile to mocking surprise. “This is cruel, you’re robin me of my jokes!”

“They’re very cheep”.

“Owl say so”.

“Wouldn’t it be Owl’d?”

“No time for grammar when you’re punning on a roll, Bird Brain”.

Pigeon man rolled his eyes. “Crow up and get out of here”.

“Never” Jowd was smirking now, and with another snarky remark they would be laughing, but he was waiting. The time had to be right. The stage had to be set for the ultimate joke.

But his face dropped as he realised…

“I’m out of bird puns”.

HAPPY GHOST SWAP @playghosttrick!!! Disco crossover, you say... I see... cockatoos. Majestic cockatoos. And a very disco crossover. Nothing like it, baby!

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I am not joking when I say that the best game of 2023 is going to be Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective. There is a reason we dont shut the fuck up about the game. It is the most tightly written story ever put in a video game, which is unbelievable to experience.

Not only is it tightly written, the plot is excellent. Not only is it tight and excellent, it is supremely well paced. I beat the game in a 12 hour session when I was supposed to be studying for midterms in college. I only meant to take a look, but good God it sucks you in.

If you like ace attorney play this game

If you have never played ace attorney play this game

If you have never played a video game play this one

If you like puzzles play this game

If you like dogs play this game

There is no person who has finished ghost trick and said anything less than "that was a very good video game"

I truly deeply am begging everyone to play this fucking game

Get the HD release on switch, pirate the original DS release, I dont care, I just NEED people to see one of the greatest games ever played and truly see what a story told well in a game can be.

why the fuck does english have a word for

but not for “the day after tomorrow”

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Sorry about the long pause, I lost my sketchbook and it's taken me a while to get a new one. But anyway, have another Sissel!