Latest Posts by a-carrote-is-lost - Page 3
I failed math so many times in school, I canât even count
Low energy?
Six shots of espresso, anger over your past, and Beethoven will fix that
me: *gets touched by random wave of sadness*
me: so, this is what poets of Romanticism felt
Where tf my soulmate at, i need you bitch
vocal line intros + settings they remind me of
its almost 2019 and baepsae is still the shit
Sherlock Holmes is one of the most romantic characters in literary history he takes Watson on dates to the theater and figures out which music is Watsonâs favorite and plays it for him on his violin and takes him on walks by the sea and through the park and holds his hand when heâs scaredâŚand still adaptations be like âhmmmmm cold and mean and distant hates everyone and tolerates Watson sometimesâ Like sorry that you donât understand love. Where is the adaptation that exaggerates his compassion and romanticism and affectionate nature instead of exaggerating the same boring âcold and pretty rude man who thinks emotions are stupidâ thing thatâs been done a million times??? Hereâs a Hot Take: making something cynical is not the same as making it deep!!! Let Sherlock Holmes be gentle!!! Let him be gay!!!
Women in Greek Tragedy
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yâall ever wonder why half the beauty/cosmetics industry is geared towards anti-aging but they market almost none of it to men. iâve never seen an ad for wrinkle cream for men, or age spot corrector for men, or youth serum for men, or crows feet treatment for men, like why are they allowed to age in peace but women arenât. why canât I just get fuckin old without every corner of every drugstore telling me itâs bad
daydreaming is often a coping mechanism for people who are often lonely or donât receive a good amount of love in their life, so they make people inside their heads that will love them so they can feel the right amount of love.
hey before this app gets shut down completely does anyone wanna fuckin uhhhhh fall in love together or smth?
this tumblr mass deletion thing is like the avengers infinity war of the internet
âclassic literature isnât relatableâ what about the time jay fucking gatsby nearly fell down his own staircase because his crush looked at him
when you didnt hear what someone said
Reblog if youâre gay. Or if you think itâd be cool to have a pet dinosaur.
I think Pluto might be harboring some deep seeded resentmentâŚÂ
Reblog if you're not homophobic
Every url that reblogâs will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad.Â
Iâve never seen a lazy man by Ruth Bebermeyer
Iâve never seen a lazy man; Iâve seen a man who never ran while I watched him, and Iâve seen a man who sometimes slept between lunch and dinner, and whoâd stay at home upon a rainy day, but he was not a lazy man. Before you call me crazy, think, was he a lazy man or did he just do things we label âlazyâ? Iâve never seen a stupid kid; Iâve seen a kid who sometimes did things I didnât understand or things in ways I hadnât planned; Iâve seen a kid who hadnât seen the same places where I had been, but he was not a stupid kid. Before you call him stupid, think, was he a stupid kid or did he just know different things than you did? Iâve looked as hard as I can look but never ever seen a cook; I saw a person who combined ingredients on which we dined, A person who turned on the heat and watched the stove that cook the meat â I saw those things but not a cook. Tell me when youâre looking, is it a cook you see or is it someone doing things that we call cooking? What some of us call lazy some call tired or easy-going, what some of us call stupid some just call a different knowing, so Iâve come to the conclusion, it will save us all confusion if we donât mix up what we can see with what is our opinion. Because you may, I want to say also; I know thatâs only my opinion.
Jim: Spock and I donât have pet names for each other.
Bones: Uh-huh. Jim, you know what bees make, right?
Jim: Honey?
Spock, from the next room: Yes, Captain?
Bones: Donât lie to my face ever again.
harry, first year: oh my gosh, the forbidden forest sounds so dangerous! i'd better stay away from it.
harry, seventh year: so i'm having a barbecue in the forbidden forest, who wants in
Stark Expo Vs Star Spangled Man with a Plan (because theyâre so brilliantly different)
If youâre ever upset that you were friend-zoned, just remember that Sherlock was colleague-zoned by John in The Blind BankerÂ
Just look at how genuinly upset he looks and how utterly adorable he looks doing it
It causes me physical pain
He kills me
They both do
high school sucks but sometimes you get to be spider-man, and thatâs okay.Â
if youâre lgbt and a transmisogynist like iâm really sorry youâre an idiot and donât realize trans women literally created this community cause thatâs really sad, like we wouldnât have a community without them. you waving your pitchfork and incomprehensible rhetoric  to thank them is sad. and all iâm gonna feel in response is utter secondhand embarrassment for how stupid you are. like youâre dumb bye
