When I Die These Fuckers Are Going To Have To Solve Riddles To Get My Stuff, It Also Explicitly Says

When I die these fuckers are going to have to solve riddles to get my stuff, it also explicitly says to play party rock anthem at my funeral; because, it’s supposed to be a FUNeral

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Movie poster showing Kermit the Frog, Fozzie Bear, Miss Piggy, Gonzo, and Animal dramatically walking towards camera, lit with bright white from behind casting long shadows to their front on a glossy stage, with the title "The Muppets ¶ Fucking KILL Bob Iger". "The Muppets" is written in blocky letters in a shiny dark green, and "Fucking KILL Bob IGER" is written slightly diagonally, in a more hastily-painted looking font in dark crimson. At the bottom of the poster, angled like it's part of the floor the Muppets are walking on, is "THIS FALL" in all caps in gold.

this came to me in a dream

Daily Affirmations

I. am. enough.

I am. a beautiful person.

Everything. is going to be okay.

I am deserving. of love.

My balls. are huge.

I am allowed. to feel happy.

YES I’ve Been Chased And Hissed At By A Canada Goose But It Doesn’t Make Me Hate Them Guess I’m

YES I’ve been chased and hissed at by a Canada goose but it doesn’t make me hate them guess I’m just built different

the funniest thing about kipperlilly copperkettle cracking down on the bad kids for getting special treatment for being aguefort’s favorites is that no they’re fucking not!! kipperlilly you’re thinking of the seven aguefort fucking hates the bad kids

God is dead. We already knew this, but if you put god in a box are they still dead?

They Deleted The Post But I Saved These In The Nick Of Time
They Deleted The Post But I Saved These In The Nick Of Time

they deleted the post but I saved these in the nick of time

The way I could FEEL the exhaustion at the end of that Night Yorb fight, like yeah what are you all still doing here we just defeated your whole deal…

Also Gorgug taking a hit of the clove just has such a powerful energy it’s insane, Gorgug was so fucking worn down by the fight he was like “yeah let’s see if this helps” I AM SCREAMING

ALSO the Gorgug Zelda BREAKUP??????? I’m weeping and throwing myself to the walls.


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FR I haven’t been the same since that Turnip seen in SULA

And what do all good stories do? . . . They kill you a little. They turn you into something you weren’t.

The Overstory

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Hey, That’s Baseball

I saw the sign

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