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call me redwing, ‘cause flag smasher can break me over her knee 😍

Hey netflix you should just kill Mike and edit him out of every episode and replace with max just a little idea

Getting the gang back together. The story of Stranger Things 4 continues July 1, only on Netflix.

Instead of SNL, we elephant tranq a random actor and put them into a Truman-esque city. We make a former co-star/director their work boss and sprinkle people they know into their life, but make them (actor We tranq'd) think they never were an actor. A new person enters the set when we have fully convinced actor No. 1 they never were an actor. The cycle continues. I propose we remove James Corden and sentence him to work at Kohl's.

I just really love that you can kind of draw a cat-blob and call it a day

i just had the funniest experience in vr chat, i joined a random server and the one i joined had Japanese people so i waddled around in my goofy club penguin avatar that i have saved, after a while a guy walks up to me and clones my avatar so were both penguins then another guy shows up and clone my avatar

now keep in mind there only speaking Japanese i don’t know what they are saying, then another guy joins in, so i got a group of three penguin friends

we just waddle around and goof about, the one of them tries to talk to me, but not only do i not have a mic i also don’t speak Japanese, they figure out i don’t speak Japanese and start listing various places, they get the part of being European right, and after listing a lot of places they ask if im from the UK and when i nod they all just start cheering. after hanging out for a while one of them gets real close to me and whispers…

“penguin brothers forever”

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D.Y.S.H.T.P.M.A.T.Y.S.

(dude you seriously have to pay more attention to your surroundings)

If meelo from TLOK was susceptible to real damage, I hope his collarbones are snapped and forcefully ripped out of his skin. I hope his collarbones swap places with his femurs so that he has disgustingly large shoulders and terrible legs. I want his big toes removed so he can't balance.