I Recently Discovered Laundry Stripping And Y’all, No Matter How Much Of A Crock Of Shit You Think

If thou art justicar, I plead for thine truth

ngl I could beat a plane in a foot race like what's it gonna do?? Run? 😹 bozo

BREAKING NEWS: Bruno Mars does the Rhythm Echo in the 24K Magic Extreme, Just Dance 2018 game. Is he secretly a Zoldyck, or just a man with swagger?

The secret to defeating snail-mail isn't email it's actually just having sonic on the envelope

Brothers!

Sun I have to agree with tricky, I love you and all but let me see the other people I follow

PATRICK YOU WHORE I HIT POST LIMIT AGAIN THERES 6 HOURS LEFT IN THE DAY IM GONNA SOB FUCK THIS STUPID APP

on the one hand. OH NO that’s really bad and I’m so sorry tumblr has stopped you from doing what you love and post limit is stupid. on the other hand there are less posts for me to scroll through in the morning

me @ u hitting post limit

No amount of guests will fill the joe-shaped hole in my heart

Impractical Kers 💔

The Boss Baby: Back in Business is genuinely so funny . Bootsy Calico is so sexy 😍 🥵. Mega fat ceo baby 4 lyfe. The implications of baby co. workers being Republicans and Tim being a liberal is 2481 humor. The idea of corporate babies in suits is hilarious. Boss baby did not deserve that 50% in many reviews. Boss Baby is a male sigma. The bad animation makes it all the better. The rep is pretty good too, a racially diverse cast. We have mega fat ceo baby use they/them pronouns when referring to an unknown baby, and uses the proper ones when finding out her's. Babies can apparently spiral into baby alcoholism. But boots calicos final stand is so idiotic. Not hot girl shit. 🙄

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Also know that contraceptives last past their expiration date, buy before you can't

oh and btw if you're not aware Thomas has stated (very clearly) that they are coming for:

Griswold (contraception)

Lawrence (same-sex sexual intercourse)

Obergefell (gay marriage)

Why is that denji's go-to for appeasing someone