Artist Rendition Of Wake Turbulence Receiving This Rejection Letter-
Artist rendition of Wake Turbulence receiving this rejection letter-
I hope I did your vision justice!
(Based on the character being called Mrs. I did assume this character used she/her pronouns. Let me know if you'd like me to change the pronouns or the character appearance).
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Begin description. A teary-eyed gray unicorn with darker gray spots. A hoof is held to her mouth, and her teal hair is in a bun. Her pale green magic holds a piece of parchment that is covered in scribbles to indicate writing, the bottom reads, 'lol, no.' A close-up of her cutie mark is in the top right, a burning pile of rubble that used to be an airplane. End description.
re: resume
Mrs. Wake Turbulence
thank you for applying to be a pilot with Equestria Airlines. As you helpfully pointed out in your email, you do not have to have an aviation-specific cutiemark to be considered for one of our pilot positions as per the employment discrimination protections in Talent and Destiny by Princess Twilight Sparkle. however, we are going to have to reject your application because of your cutiemark.
Your cutiemark is clearly a crashed airplane that is on fire. i have shown it to several people here at the office, and all of them rejected your interpretation of it as a “flaming pile of broken dishes” or “a weird duck smoking a cigarette”. all surveyed correctly identified it as a crashed plane on fire.
it goes without saying that those with an affinity and/or destiny for crashing plane(s) are not fit to be pilots for this airline. i must urge you to peruse a different career. given your cutiemark, i find your impressive list of qualifications and relevant experience disturbing.
wishing you luck in another career,
Rustle Feathers, Human Resources
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