Is the dude at least a little better than JK? It wouldn’t be hard.
I was on vacation on this island and during storms it would take us (the people I was with) to different universes. Well we went to a universe and I looked up Steve Irwin there and he didn’t exist. I burst into ugly tears and was inconsolable. Also Harry Potter was written by an man in the 30s.
wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs
I’m so happy that my foster mama cat trusts me with her kittens. She trusted me to help her deliver them. Every moment spent with them makes me so happy and so proud. Ahhhdjjdhsjsnxhskbdjsjzjdjsnxbjsnzbd
reblog to send three ghosts after elon musk
Yes, just yes
which batfam kid do you think unironically roleplays?
All of them
Bruce and Selina perform romantic scenes as Burger King and Dairy Queen
Barbara randomly hums showtunes
Damian pretends he doesn't love his siblings
Tim acts like he's not two seconds away from committing another war crime
Dick has a side hustle as an Elvis impersonator
Steph doesn't know what she's doing, she just fakes confidence and hopes no one catches on
Duke tries to add a cape to his costume but everyone unanimously votes against it
Cass wears vampire fangs and hisses at people
Kate quotes movies that no one's ever seen
Harper and Cullen secretly mod a vigilante RPG Discord server
Jason and Roy recreate this specific post about the Reddit blackout
Alfred showed up to the Manor, said he was the new butler, and no one questioned him for over 40 years
Yess!!!
The three distinct types of found family:
Commits crimes together.
Fights crimes together.
Constantly switching back and forth between the other two at a horrifying speed.
I post when I feel like it. My brain screams at me a lot.
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