A-shithead-who-posts - Random Words

american pope leo xiv please excommunicate jd vance because it would be so fucking funny.

hey

hey who’s your favorite person

if you don’t say yourself i will smite you

It’s- I’m-

My favorite person is-

Yeah no just smite me.

W

side note I have this glitch where I can't seem to access inbox messages on desktop.

not that i'd want to if this is what awaits me

shoutout to bruce wayne bc despite him having two very clear rules for his kids, “1) don’t kill, 2) don’t die” his kids are incredibly skilled at breaking both of those rules

I am shaking with the need for a fic where Damian is forced to go on a field trip with his class to Wayne Enterprises

Field trip to Stark Industries style

Like he goes and his brother is the CEO and there’s a conference call and Bruce is on the phone and is like “how’s my wonderful son”

Tim likes to single Damian out to embarrass him but if anyone gives Damian any shit, Tim goes CEO on his ass

I love them so much. This fits them so well too.

how could i not reference the brothers of all time….

watching WB keep resetting dc movies' universe every three years because they don't have a backbone to go full in with one iteration used to irk me but i've come to realize it's the most literal comics experience you can get on the big screen

"average cat owner spends 3 years in prison" factoid actualy just statistical error. average owner spends 0 years in prison. Miette's mother, who kicked her body like the football and went to jail for One Thousand Years is an outlier adn should not have been counted

My boiiii

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