I love the little detail in Val’s diary that Spelldon offers to “keep Valentine up on the groanings of school” aka gossip and his grandfather is literally Helios who sees all and snitches
RIGHT THEY WRRE IN LIVE AT FIRST SIGHT “keep me up on the groanings on around school if I wanted” SUUUURE KIERAN HE “just wanted to keep you up to date” 🤨🙄 HE WANTED TO TALK WITH YOU FOREVER AND GOSSIP WITH YOU ABOUT EVERYONE
THEYRE SO CUTE AND IN LOVE
“At least the trip wasn't a total stake” KIERAN LITERALLY MESSED UP EVERYTHING HE TRIED TO DO HIS ENTIRE PLAN DOWN THE DRAIN BUT THE TRIP WASNT A FAILURE BEVAUEE HE MET SPELLDON 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈 and Mattel tried to make us think they weren’t in love 🙄
My least favorite part of having a small social media platform isnt even the number of likes I get it’s just that nobody leaves comments 😭 like please talk to me
how do you think Valentine and Helio’s first meeting will go? :>
Valentine would be TERRIFIED. He would go all out to prepare and would spend hours planning his outfit (and a back-up outfit), he’d make his best recipes, and would do everything he possibly could to make a perfect impression.
They would meet right after sunset, right when Helios gets off-duty so that they can talk for as long as possible before he needs to leave again.
Helios would gab and go on and on about Spelldon growing up (he’d definitely be the kind of person to show off baby pictures). He’d tell story after story and Kieran is just sitting there stiffly, hands folded in his lap, smiling awkwardly while he listens.
By the time sunrise comes around, Valentine would have said a total of 10 words, and Helios would love him.
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My friend: “Don’t you hate writing slumps?”
Me: “Funny enough I’m writing right now”
My friend: “Ooh what are you writing?”
Me, planning my origin-story fanfic about a Monster High villain: Stuff
Valentine would be such a baker
He would take it so seriously, like kneeling-on-the-ground-for-measurements and meticulously-decorating (he would love the decorating part) and extravagant-recipes seriously. He gets so into it and plans forever and it’ll all be amazing
In theory, at least. Don’t let that man near an oven
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RIGHT LIKE HIS EVIL SKILLS ARE SO WELL PRACTICED THAT HES SUCH A CLEVER STEALTHY FELLOW
He’s SO SMART but he’s also so stupid like you didn’t look at the WITCH’S (see: spells and curses) shell that you STOLE to notice the piece of paper that literally said it was cursed??
He’s such a silly guy
I seriously hate his mom like he told her his plan and she’s like “mmm actually no you suck” LIKE WHAT??
Plus if you really look into it Valentine didn’t get his magic back until he started working at the animal shelter. Mrs Goblin explains that it’s his love for the animals that gives him his magic back. I also headcanon that the “Spark” from Freaky Fusions is love energy (it makes a lot of sense) and what Val lives on. In that movie Frankie gets her Spark from friends and family.
AND FAMILY. So Val COULD have gotten his powers back from his mom if she loved him BUT SHE DOESNT. He isn’t getting any love from her. Plus canonically with her distant and uncarring actions in the diary she doesn’t seem great.
No wonder Valentine dealt with so much self hatred.
rereading the comic 'I Only Have Eye for You' and the summary has made me realise just how stealthy and cunning Valentine really is.
in the summary for the comic he is described as a 'shadowy figure' which means he must've been really quiet and agile to be able to constantly sneak in and out of so many different situations.
and in chapter 'Bull's Eye', he drops a packet of gummi worms right in front of Manny and the others without them noticing and being able to leave without a trace is really impressive
also in 'Locketness Monster', Gil sees Valentine leave a purple shell on his beach towel and either Valentine put on a convincing disguise or Gil is just stupid as hell (i hate gil). apparently Valentine got the magical purple shell from a sea witch??? theres that
and Valentine somehow got Cleo's dad's number and was able to have a conversation with him pretending (implied?) to be Deuce which means he was able to accurately mimic Deuce's speech manners and voice
so, in conclusion, i just really like him
ALSO VALENTINE'S MOTHER TOLD HIM THAT HIS ONLY STRENGTH WAS RUINING LOVE AND HE SHOULD STICK TO THAT???? WHAT KIND OF PARENTING IS THAT I MEAN GIRLIE YOUR SON WENT THROUGH A CRISIS AND AN HALF BECAUSE OF HIS TOXIC MINDSET ABOUT LOVE AND YOU'RE JUST LIKE 'yeah no son, keep being toxic thats the only thing you're good at' LIKE EXCUSE YOU KEEP YOUR COMMENTS AWAY FROM VALENTINE
(Sigh-v)novelist and fanfic authorYes this is like entirely Kieran Valentine
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