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all you guys
real adult™ tip from a real adult™ with executive dysfunction
do stuff while waiting for other stuff
like that sounds intuitive and vague but so much of the day is spent in a period of wait and if you struggle to motivate yourself to do things then this is the best time
waiting for your water to boil? bag up your garbage. waiting for your coffee to drip? wipe down your counters. roommate taking up the bathroom? scoop the cat box. waiting for your food to cook in the microwave? do however many dishes you can while it’s in there.
waiting is the perfect time to do a limited amount of something for yourself where you would be otherwise just standing around doing fuck-all
autism is so very peak
Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.
Before and after images of Animals Growing Up
moral orel x dandy's world :p
i think they should put a knight sub who’s a masochist pleading for absolution of his sins in a room with a priest who’s trying to repress the fact that he’s a sadist dom. for no reason.
NOOO POPE FRANCISSSS
the fuck you mean the pope just died right after the tumblr sexyman contest 2025 edition
how does this keep happening
Things almost every author needs to research
How bodies decompose
Wilderness survival skills
Mob mentality
Other cultures
What it takes for a human to die in a given situation
Common tropes in your genre
Average weather for your setting
[so horny my penis is whistling like a tea kettle] what? i cant hear you over my penis
i hope no one has done this
when tumblr dies i'll live under your bed and you can say out loud what you would post and i will say LIKE or REBLOG it'll be just like we're still here
"If tampons should be free, then so should my diabetes meds."
Yes? Yes they should be? Your life-saving medication that you need in order to live for a condition you were born with should be given to you at no cost?
Hey @mistyscoopington I found ur bf. I think he’s nonbiney.
pick one you bald genderless idiot
Sharks actually aren’t smooth, they have skin teeth called denticles. Their skin feels like sandpaper! :3
My body is already an inhospitable environment, there’s no way a friggin baby would be able to survive in it
reblog to stick your f/o in this fucking thing
reblog to fucking bite the person you reblog from
Agadhsidfufidjf putty being canonically an incel😭- (at least the equivalent rip putty you would’ve loved 4chan)
Moral Orel shit
Clay and Bloberta
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I went to bed and I woke up feeling well rested. this has never happened before what do I do
sexy knights. sexy wounded knights. sexy wounded weary knights. sexy wounded weary knights in the rain. sexy wounded weary knights in the rain pledging their loyalty to you.
I knew it!!!! Priest, Puppy… they both begin with p. Clear correlation!!! This is what the government is trying to hide from us!!!/hj
Just discovered in the catechism: if your priest says "why are you talking to me like that im not a dog" thats actually code for "please break me and turn me into a good puppy"
Okay so Victorian erotica is literally the most heinous, morally bankrupt, horrific shit I've ever read - but I've read a fair bit, partly from historical interest but also because a while back I helped a friend with a university project she was doing about censorship and pornography in 19th century England.
Anyway I need to share with you all the most hilarious line that has ever been written, circa 1887:
