RULE NO. 1 OF WOUND CARE: Ignore Itttt :33

has this been done before

Guess who spent like 1h in bed booping instead of getting up for work

@tinybluealien 😭😭✋✋

I like to think he was on a mission, fell down the mountain right to the water, right in front of the monkeys, and now they think he's a weird type of monkey. Poor weird monkey, all alone, they decide to take him in. Besides, he has food!

Damian panics because those nuts are all he has and they're eating them way too fast. He thinks they'll attack him the moment they're over, but they're actually very nice.

He's starting to feel dizzy when Bruce arrives and, well...

Bruce gave them lots of yummy food and took Damian while they were eating.

Best mission ever.

There's no way I'm 2 years older than Danny Fenton now I'm fuckin tweakin

Bonus:

I usually dislike de-aging fics with Tim. They tend to make him all vulnerable and sad looking (like a kicked puppy). Unless he's like 5 (and even then), Tim is an unhinged menace. He stalked Dick and traveled all the way to New York alone before getting the Robin mantle. That panel of him poking his head from behind a dumpster terrifies me.

Tim as a child is Tim with less impulse control, which is saying something. That kid would probably punch a cop for the hell of it and then somehow successfully pin the blame on Comissoner Gordon.

Suffice to say, I was nervous about starting "Fatherless Behavior" by lemonlimemadness and I'm so glad I was wrong. That fic had me laugh several times, and the humor is very similar to the fic "Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Dust (filling up my coffee cup)" by LilaVaporizer9000. It's Tim living off pure spite and audacity. My favorite kind of Tim.

If you'd like another crack fic that's come out recently, "Deadly Weapon #184: A Fan's Squeal" by quotidian_void is about the fandom idea that Jason's Tim's Robin, but the fanboy vibes of Tim are cranked past maximum.

Lastly, a BAMF Tim fic with Lady Shiva, Batman, Dick, Jason, Damian, and a little bit of Oracle is "some kind of murder" by nightskywrites.

Any Peter Parker in Gotham fic recs, other than dark matter or Peter the pizza guy? I’m hungry and just discovered these… thank you 😊

*joint cracking sounds*

You have no idea how happy you made me by asking this :)

The Peter Parker Theory

By nicfics

https://archiveofourown.org/works/50603350/chapters/127830601

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A wish of survival

By Chaotic_aroace

https://archiveofourown.org/works/55528810/chapters/140921743

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Peter Parker needs a hug (from the BatFamily)

https://archiveofourown.org/series/3189426

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Like Real People Do

By Phoenfatale

https://archiveofourown.org/works/50215504/chapters/126825766

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Set Naked On Your Kingdom

By sassydandelion

https://archiveofourown.org/works/46408882/chapters/116846806

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A Long Way From Home (And No Way Back)

By Vivia_wants_boba

https://archiveofourown.org/works/49842712/chapters/125822029

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What's in the name

By ilike_color

https://archiveofourown.org/works/49833709

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If Violence is a Virtue ( You Must Be a Saint)

By D3ADP00L

https://archiveofourown.org/works/50155738/chapters/126666097

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Leap of Faith (Catch Me, If You Can)

By alighterwood, ErinWantsToWrite

https://archiveofourown.org/works/54620467/chapters/138404701

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Dumpster Diving for Treasure

By Clovrtree

https://archiveofourown.org/works/53735629/chapters/136028710

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Butler Spider

By Danny_shells

https://archiveofourown.org/works/48337528/chapters/121913095

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Where could I go?

By know_where_usa

https://archiveofourown.org/works/55644937/chapters/141240538

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The Peter Parker Theory is my absolute favorite after Dark Matter, so I highly recommend you go for that one first. It has a lot of mystery, kida a thriller detective type of fic. It's just *chef kiss*

Aaaaaand I haven’t finished Where could I go? But till now, I've loved the damn fic. It's Peter in Gotham but the Joker finds Peter first. So don't forget to read the tags.

I hope you enjoy them! And if you want to scream over them I'm happy to talk ✨️

jason todd

People asking how I ended up as a he/she: does this answer your question?

Getting into my RC9GN phase again. SIGHHHHHH