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so catwoman au has stray!tim now in case no one knew that

hawk tuahh

reminder to:

straighten your back

go pee goddAMN IT STOP HOLDING IT

go take your meds if you need to

drink some water

go get a snack if you havent eaten in a while

maybe wander around the house/stretch a little if you’ve been sat at the computer a while (artists especially: sTRETCH THOSE WRISTS)

reply to that text/message from earlier you’d forgotten about

maybe send a nice lil message to someone having a bad day?

if anyone needs me i’ll be bleeding out in a fun & erotic manner

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I went to the dollar general with five dollars and got some off brand pop tarts, ate one and decided it tasted weird. So I set the other aside, came back to it a couple of hours later and realized it had black mold on it, like a lot of it. So in case I end up with a not so bright fate, I would like to know what creature I get!

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Closest match: Homo sapiens genome assembly, chromosome: contig-113 Common name: Common Human

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aparently in the latest fantastic 4 comics johnny storm has been in a relationship with an alien, and that would be pretty standard affair for marvel heroes, right.

except someone at marvel with fucking balls of steel and the biggest brain in the known universe made the alien look... actually alien

this is the greatest thing ive seen in my life, is almost enough to make me want to read the comic

jason todd

I usually dislike de-aging fics with Tim. They tend to make him all vulnerable and sad looking (like a kicked puppy). Unless he's like 5 (and even then), Tim is an unhinged menace. He stalked Dick and traveled all the way to New York alone before getting the Robin mantle. That panel of him poking his head from behind a dumpster terrifies me.

Tim as a child is Tim with less impulse control, which is saying something. That kid would probably punch a cop for the hell of it and then somehow successfully pin the blame on Comissoner Gordon.

Suffice to say, I was nervous about starting "Fatherless Behavior" by lemonlimemadness and I'm so glad I was wrong. That fic had me laugh several times, and the humor is very similar to the fic "Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Dust (filling up my coffee cup)" by LilaVaporizer9000. It's Tim living off pure spite and audacity. My favorite kind of Tim.

If you'd like another crack fic that's come out recently, "Deadly Weapon #184: A Fan's Squeal" by quotidian_void is about the fandom idea that Jason's Tim's Robin, but the fanboy vibes of Tim are cranked past maximum.

Lastly, a BAMF Tim fic with Lady Shiva, Batman, Dick, Jason, Damian, and a little bit of Oracle is "some kind of murder" by nightskywrites.