COW CHOP - Friends Intro

i’m always streets ahead…

I firmly believe that The Losers all go to Mexico for spring break senior year where the drinking age is 18 and one night out at the bars Richie gets super drunk and winds up standing on the bar with a sombrero, Hawaiian shirt unbuttoned, khaki shorts a mess and two bottles of Corona in his hands screaming "I AM SEÑOR RICARDO TOZIER AND I AM FUCKED UP !!"

CANON. THIS IS CANON. SENOR RICARDO TOZIER IS CANON.

fake drunkposting on tumblr circa 2013. people need to start doing that again

If you’re here

And you’re here

Then who’s driving?

aaaaaAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

Bad bitches stay hydrated 🎯

-_- and :/ are irreplaceable emoticons that emojis will never be able to touch

choir practice

It’s over. Goodbye, Adventure Time.