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501st / 212th Hijinks

· If you think Hawk and Odd Ball use every mildly acceptable opportunity to drag race, you’re absolutely right.  Most non-mandatory flight exercises are just an excuse to let them go at it.

 Helix and Kix have dart guns locked and loaded for any officer or Jedi avoiding sleep or medical. They’re fed up and they’ve got good aim.  Once the ‘hours without sleep’ clock hits 24, The Most Dangerous Game begins.

Fives and Ahsoka are loveable hellions and must be kept away from each other when not being supervised.  They’re too powerful alone together.

 Force help Lux Bonteri if the 501st ever found out he was playing flirt with their Commander Tano. The only men she needs in her life are her dads, grandmaster and limitless supply of older brothers/uncles. No Seppie is dating their ‘Soka.

 They are, however, very interested in updates on this Mon Calamari King that Ahsoka has become pen pals with.

 One of the most disturbing things these legions have witnessed was not an act of war, but a carnivorous 14 year old taking down a large ungulate on some remote planet and proceeding to tear into it raw…before asking if they’d wanted any.

 Tup was in fact not yet in the legion to witness that event and his brothers had the pleasure of watching him alone scream bloody murder at an equally bloody Ahsoka walking back into camp.

 If there is a clone pile to snuggle into, Ahsoka will be in the middle of it.  If there isn’t, she’s either sleeping on Anakin or Rex, or both.  

There’s a running bet between the 501st and 212th on who can get their COs together first. The 501st was dealt a heavy blow when General Kenobi called Commander Cody “dear” during a meeting, but this will not deter them!

 Their COs have been together in secret for months and just enjoy watching the men’s not-so-subtle antics.  They’ve agreed the next ‘leg-up’ will be Anakin holding on too long after helping Rex up, patting his shoulder and watching the boys silently lose their minds.

 Waxer, one of Ghost company’s best scouts, is great at hide-and-seek.  Obi-Wan took him to visit the temple creche on leave once, and the man had the time of his life hunting down kids and in turn hearing them get frustrated when they couldn’t find him until he let them.

 Longshot is the only one not allowed caf because it seriously screws with his aim.

 Fruit is a highly sought commodity when the men are planetside; when all your meals taste like a load of nothing with a hint of cardboard, fresh fruit is like candy.  Nevermind actual candy.  Fights have broken out over single pieces of candy going missing.

 Shaak Ti acts as a way for Ahsoka to have connection with their culture, and when the two go on field trips to Shili they take some men with them as a guard (read: they also get a cultural field trip); there’s a waiting list so everyone gets a turn.

 Anakin and Obi-Wan were able to land those little ice cream cups with the wooden spoons as a treat for their troops during a long campaign.  Hardcase had twelve and proceeded to have a sugar high that still gives Rex nightmares.  It lasted long enough that come time to move they just set him on the Separatist base they were to clear and he did most of the work while laughing like a maniac.  

 It’s not that Kix and Helix are bad patients, it’s that they don’t trust any of their squadmates to be medics.  They will patch themselves as best they can but anything beyond jamming a stim in their necks will be left until the other can arrive to their location.  Kix would rather nearly bleed out than trust Fives to put an IV in his arm; he will do it himself or wait for Helix.

 Someone once shaved half of Boil’s face but no one has been cruel enough to rat them out.

Wooley has a habit of collecting small soft things, whether or not he means to and whether or not the soft thing is an animal or an object.

Kix has a very pointed preference for breakfast food.

 Cody and Rex don’t have favorites—they don’t!  The love all their brothers in their own way.  One of those ways is in how Echo and Wooley have given them the least headaches. 

 Pictures are routinely taken (discreetly) for wedding albums, of Obi-Wan falling asleep on Cody’s shoulder and of Anakin and Rex co-parenting their disaster carnivore of a teenager.

 Anakin and Ahsoka have absolutely shown the men basic lightsaber forms, both to show off and in a worst case scenario if the men should need to use one.

 One of the funniest things to ever happen at a strategy meeting was one Marshal Commander Cody walking in and dropping a heaping armful of robes on the holotable, staring square at one General Kenobi, and deadpanning “You dropped these, Sir.”

The Bad Batch/Star Wars Fanart Masterlist

Modern AU - Bad Batch

Pumpkin Carving

Movie Night

A Typical Morning

Soccer

Backyard Camping

Rex and Cody

Fall Outfits

Clone Cadets

Crosshair Alone

Winter Training

Tech - Rough Animation

Crosshair and Tech - Part 1

Crosshair and Tech - Part 2

Cadets Alt Outfits

De-Aged Comic

Tech Testing

Hunter Deprivation Tank

Cadet Train

Crosshair and Wrecker

Crying

Injured Crosshair

Art Challenges/Requests

Luke

Crosshair

Tech

Waxer and Numa

Rex

Kit Fisto

Fives and Echo

Omega and Nala Se

Last Doodle

Werewolf Batch

Werewolf Cadets

Sleep Piles

Wolffe

Celtic Cross and Echo

Character Art

Crosshair and the Kids

Eyes

Numa

Sleep Pile Sketch

Tech

Imperial Crosshair

Camping

Sick Omega

Crosshair and Tech

TBB Animation

Omega and Crosshair

Omega and Tech

Grown Up Omega

Echo

Screen redraw

Fanfiction Fanart

What it Means to be a Buir

These Silver Linings

Stick Together

⚣𝑚𝑎𝑙𝑒 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑒𝑟 𝑚𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑙𝑖𝑠𝑡⚤

you will not be blocked if you spam me with notifs. i’m just glad you’re here <3

unless i respond and say i won’t write it, then your request is in the works rn :)

started july 27, 2021

✍︎︎ = headcannons

𝑀𝐴𝑅𝑉𝐸𝐿: 𓀡 peter parker:

ftm!stark!reader dating peter ✍︎︎

peter helping with your dysphoria ✍︎︎

wholesome sleepover with ur bf peter

secret relationship (stark!reader)

you and peter showing affection by teasing each other ✍︎︎

the avengers realizing they like men ✍︎︎

peter helping you sleep (cuddles, singing to you)

✪ steve rogers:

being an avenger and dating steve ✍︎︎

steve loving his boyfriends long hair ✍︎︎

helping ftm!steve with bottom dysphoria (smut, top reader) ✍︎︎

steve takes care of you when you’re feeling low

steve reuniting with you in the future (smut, switch reader)

steve doesn't want you to cut your long hair

helping you with your hand tremors

the avengers realizing they like men ✍︎︎

ftm!steve rogers receiving and giving oral

steve adopts you after HYDRA left you with nothing (platonic, ftm reader) ✍︎︎

ftm!steve rogers x ftm!reader (includes smut, sub!reader)

steve likes when you wear skirts

being tony’s son and being in a secret relationship with steve ✍︎︎

𓆙 loki odinson:

loki being cold to everyone but you ✍︎︎

a confusing romance with genderfluid!loki

more dating genderfluid!loki !!!

loki falling for you, an asgardian avenger + part two

drinking contest with loki and tony

one year anniversary

bowling with loki

the avengers realizing they like men ✍︎︎

having a flirt battle until loki confesses his feelings

soft cockwarming with loki (smut, bottom reader)

sort of rough sex with loki (bottom!ftm!reader)

loki gets turned on when you train with knives (smut, knife play, top reader)

loki calls you lovebug (ftm!reader, enemies to lovers)

bondage and spanking with loki (smut, sub and bottom reader)

❦ tony stark:

tony comforting you ✍︎︎

tony loving his bf’s curls ✍︎︎

drinking contest with tony and loki

being in a relationship with tony (includes peter being y’all’s surrogate child basically) ✍︎︎

tony comforting you after your friend ghosts you

the avengers realizing they like men ✍︎︎

being tony’s long lost brother (single father!adopted!reader) ✍︎︎

being the only one who can tame tony’s sarcasm ✍︎︎

tony being in love with a titan-like/alien reader ✍︎︎

tony having a crush on a muscular, tall businessman!reader ✍︎︎

❆ bucky barnes:

bucky trying out eyeliner + loving his bf’s acrylic nails ✍︎︎

brooklyn - bucky goes to a gay bar to find a one night stand, instead he finds something a lot better: you

the avengers realizing they like men ︎✍︎︎

helping bucky reclaim his sexuality after HYDRA tried to take it away (smut, top reader)

bucky fucking your throat (smut obvi, sub reader)

bucky helps you recover from hydra (ftm!telekinetic!reader) ✍︎︎

☁︎︎ thor odinson:

the avengers realizing they like men ✍︎︎

startling thor with your tics (happy ending) ✍︎︎

thor x ftm!reader (absolute fluff) ✍︎︎

𓂻 pietro maximoff:

pietro being jealous but also a big flirt ✍︎︎

pietro thinking he lost you on a mission, confessing his feelings (smut, bottom reader)

jealous pietro who’s in love with you ✍︎︎

𓂀 stephen strange:

being the one to make him all happy and smiley ✍︎︎

𖨆︻╦╤─ natasha romanoff:

being more happy go lucky and dating natasha (ftm!reader) ✍︎︎

𝐵𝐵𝐶 𝑆𝐻𝐸𝑅𝐿𝑂𝐶𝐾:

☕︎︎ sherlock holmes:

sherlock being curious about you, attempting to deduce you (ftm!reader)

𝐹𝑅𝐼𝐸𝑁𝐷𝑆:

㋛ chandler bing:

flirting with chandler ✍︎︎

𝐴𝑉𝐴𝑇𝐴𝑅: 𝑇𝐻𝐸 𝐿𝐴𝑆𝑇 𝐴𝐼𝑅𝐵𝐸𝑁𝐷𝐸𝑅:

⚔︎ sokka:

sokka crushing on you (ftm!reader)

𝐷𝐴𝑅𝐸𝐷𝐸𝑉𝐼𝐿:

𓁹 matt murdock:

matt comforting you about religious trauma

Daredevil: my father once told me that shooting stars are really just angels throwing away their cigarettes before god could catch them smoking.

Deadpool: Someone get me a young child I have wisdom to pass on!

Shane and Ryan’s friendship makes me emotional when I remember that the only reason that Shane was included in unsolved was that Brett was unavailable and Shane was the only one in the office who could do the shoot at that point. Like it almost could’ve not happened and now they’ve been best friends for like 6 years.

Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I'll practise basic self care

Why 666k? Because it's funny and impossible so good fucking luck

Joey Batey's little laugh at the end of King. Reblog if you agree.

me scrolling through ao3 looking for fics: “huh, i wonder why i like jayvik so much?”

codywan being my top ship:

everyone loves seeing the happy character show a shocking reveal of sadness,

i want them to get mad.

i want them to scream until their vocal chords snap. i want harsh truths laid out. i want them to be judgemental and cruel. i dont want them to end crying or upset. i want hard, marbled fury. i want the embodiment of a raging hurricane trapped in a glass box. i want the box to be cracked and the wrong word is the last chip it needs to break. no storming off or apologies. they mean what they said and wont ever take it back.

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