Cutlery Is A Dangerous Word One Slip Up And Larry Fucking Gets It

if we make it through december and january and february and then march and april as well and may and june and july also and august and september. we’ll be fine

do i believe in romance…not sure. am i obsessed with it…absolutely

How we feeling this fine evening?

at this point it would be less of a liability for elon’s lawyers to just kill him and take their chances on a murder trial

I can physically feel the sadness in my body and i just want to be happy for once

dentists will splash some water in your mouth and youll think "oh a nice drink of water i was parched" just for them to suck it back out with their wretched little tube. disingenuous behavior