I Need A Job Where I Just Untangle Strings And Cords For People For Hours Every Day

THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY????

Felt inspired by a recent submission that felt kinda similar to my own experience.

AITA for playing Gangnam Style when my roommate jerks off?

I live in a college dorm with 2 bedrooms and a tiny common room. I (trans man) have one roommate (cis man). We get along fine, except roommate loves to jerk off loudly Every Night. The other bedroom is directly next to mine and the walls are paper thin. I can hear everything, from his porn to every sound he makes. Every once in a while, I play Gangnam Style through my laptop speakers, just loud enough for him to hear it through the wall.

Some info:

1. I don't do it every time he jerks off. I strategically wait long enough between times so he might think I've moved on from the bit and then I Oppa Gangnam style him again. I'm trying to condition him to be too nervous to jerk off loud as hell lest Psy's voice graces his orgasm.

2. This has been going on for a couple months now. He hasn't brought it up and neither have I. We act completely normally around each other as if this has never happened.

3. I know for a fact that he can hear it.

No but the POWER in that scream vocal what the FUCK

I think in response to Twitter, Tumblr should make it so that you can't open any other apps on your phone until you've seen at least 600 posts for the day.

"you are addicted to screens" no no you see i am actually addicted to my friends. unfortunately they live in there

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to go back to bed

“you’re my pretty girl”