Can’t Stop Smiling In Inappropriate Situations

i'm a natural born biter i just need to feel ur skin in my mouth to show you i care and also it rocks

Drinking diet coke whilst reading Sylvia Plath poems. Is this the way god intended womanhood to be?

ohhhh ok your having a hard time with some vague feelings? oh and its like this stickman covered in blood. thats nice dear

I just want to walk into a forest and simply disappear without a trace

at this point it would be less of a liability for elon’s lawyers to just kill him and take their chances on a murder trial

small comp of random and funny twosentencehorror (and 2sentence2horror) posts

i have others but don't feel like sifting through 500+ files for them right now