Josh: I Don’t Know How To Say It…

Grian three-ish years ago: hey Ren meet my friend Martyn. he plays fortnite

Ren a couple days ago: Martyn, I cannot bear to think of a universe where our souls are not tied. We're the earth and the moon, pulled into continual and unceasing orbit to one another. In your absence I become a lesser man. I will destroy the fabric of the world to bring you along with me, ignore the rules of the game. You will carry my banner, I will carry your soul.

Grian a couple days ago: hey what the hell

Hey guys are you doing. Me? Yeah I'm doing great I'm just thinking about how stex very firmly establishes whistling as a romantic gesture. And then ALSO establish that Electra cannot whistle (something something he cannot express true feelings) but you know who can whistle??? Cabooses. So during dinahs disco. You know what happens??? CB WHISTLES AT ELECTRA ARE YOU KIDDING ME. Electra calls out to CB for help in the final race and CB whistles in response. Anyways goodnight I'm going to walk into the ocean

"NoT aLl MeN"

You're right, Hydra the Hydrogen Fuel Truck would never

I have more, cackling

I... I did not add Cub he just Cubbed his way in there. Inexplicable man.

And... yeah these

I really have no explanation. But it's hysterical to me

And the logical conclusion- ofc we had to split up the Jimmys

...Cub disappeared. Where- where did he-

The eye roll, the hand on his hip,, this fucking diva😭

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so was anybody going to tell me that in Bochum megamix immediately after "mein spiel" they had "pfeife für mich" with. This interaction.

just let them kiss on stage I'm begging you

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Eurylochus they can never make me hate you

Charles: just be yourself!

Alex: be myself? i have one day to win over Sean. how long did it take before you all started liking me?

Erik: couple of weeks

Mystique: six months

Hank: jury’s still out

Alex: see? “be myself” what kind of garbage advice is that?