This Has Left Me Lying Deceased On The Floor, Thank You

time and again, if the bread doesn’t rise:

taehyung’s radar never lies

Merlin: am i in trouble?

Gaius: take a guess

Merlin: no…?

Gaius: take another guess.

Why am I like this?

jensenackles The Supernatural is alive and well in New Orleans. #mardigras2020 #bacchus

alexandercalvert 

jaredpadalecki For 5 years, I drove by this wall on my way to film #gilmoregirls … I looked up at the Friends cast and the West Wing cast and the ER cast… now there are young actors and actresses who get to look up at @alexandercalvert @misha @jensenackles and me…. poor souls 🤦‍♂️ #supernatural #spnfamily

misha After 15 short years, we made it on the front gate mural at Warner Bros. Studios along with a few other new TV shows like “Friends,” Ellen,” and “Night Court”.

bts x butter mv  —  hobi  [cr.]

Omfg What have I done!?

He will defeat Thanos…

Bands as shit people said at my school

Ryan: *choking on a hotdog*

Brendon: *takes out IPhone & starts to film it* And here we see a wild Ryanus Rossos in it‘s natural habitat, calling for a mate.

Jon: DUDE HE‘S CHOKING! CALL AN AMBULANCE YOU TWAT!

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Pete: Basically Disney was the first Furry ever.

Patrick: Actually the first Furry in existence was an austrian Emperess from the 19th century who got herself a whole body horse costume made and died in it.

Pete: W T F ?! I am not sure if i am more disturbed by the story itself or you knowing that story.

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Brendon: I‘m not saying I would sacrifice someone tho Cthulu just to see if he‘s real, but i think it would be cool if we found out that there really is a gigantic tentacle overlord in the ocean

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Lyn-Z: I may be a girl but beware of my wrath!

Random Bully: *laughs* Why? Are you gonna throw your make up at me you pussy?

Lyn-Z: *hitting his head by throwing a table at him*

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Teacher: And what does this story tell us?

Billie Joe: CAPITALISM IS FUCKING SHIT!

Teacher: Billie Joe no!

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Joe: Is smoking weed vegan?

Andy: no! Yes-… Maybe? Depends?!

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Pete: *gets kicked in the balls* Hey! I may be gay but i still need those!

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Pete: 2 years ago my photo gallety was filled with pictures of me and friends. Now it‘s just memes and gay pride.

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Mikey: I want to be a unicorn. Than i could impale people and the police couldn‘t come after me cuz the laws do not apply to mystical creatures.

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i was only eleven years old when mcr broke up so i never through id get to see them live but no ive been blessed thank you mr chemical romance

i know everyone’s wondering which song mcr will play first and debating whether it should be fake your death/welcome to the black parade/whatever,,

but i think we all know what song they should really play first