Absolutelytoasted - A

The first season will always be my favorite season!

The probability that someone will masturbate to you increases with the number of photos you post online.

Flowers by Irving Penn

and if you have a minute why don’t we go, somewhere only we know. 🌿💐

Like Water for Chocolate, Days of Being Wild, Les Félins

haven’t seen this on tumblr, so…

Love love love💕

„That’s how it goes kids. The friends, neighbors, drinking buddies, and partners in crime you love so much when you’re young, as the years go by, you just lose touch. You will be shocked, kids, when you discover how easy it is in life to part ways with people forever. That’s why, when you find someone you want to keep around, you do something about it.“

Ted Mosby, How I Met Your Mother

in the mood to be called honey.. sweetie.. my angel.. my love

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