(MLP.mov reference trust me I'm looking at a skating magazine π£)
A post about... ME?! I finally redyed my hair and decided to do the true scene thing and share silly pictures of me on tumblr (and Instagram, TikTok, etc)
Shitty Pete Dd stuff idk I wanted to color but it looks like shit
Also ddjer
Dd canβt be mean to Jerry and Jerrys scared of women and curses him out in his head like a pathetic loser
llamas with hats swap au but their reactions to the Atrocities don't change.
Paul: Oh God I killed a man...
Carl: Look, Paul, this one's on me. I really should've told you that the plumber was coming.
Paul: I stabbed him 37 times in the chest!
Carl: Yeah...yeah that kills people...hey what happened to his hands?
Paul: ...
Carl: Hey, what did you do with his hands?
Paul: ...I cooked them up. And ate them.
Carl: ...How'd they taste?
Paul: "How'd they taste"?!?!
Carl: Like, sweet, savory...bitter....I can't list all of the flavors off the top of my-
Paul: I mutilated and ate a person and you're asking how they tasted?!
Carl: Well, I never had hands before!
Paul: CARL.
Carl: I want to try one day! Expand my palate!
Paul: CARL!
Carl: We have similar tastes, so I want to know if its worth my time!
He is real
Me if I was in a Dr. Katz episode
ELL !!!
the other day I saw a chimpanzee on the street and it started running at me to rip my face off but it happened to evolve into a best buy employee right before it got to me and it just kinda walked off for its shift at best buy as if it never saw me
hes homicidal
hes a maniac
and he is rapidly infecting my mind
Your right I'm not ready for brooklyn 99 to be taken off of netflix