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That is the most messed up thing I’ve read this week. Thank you Gege.

GEGE? GEGE WHAT THE FUCK????

im cackling so much, should i- should i even add that to my fic??? LIKE, as a mention, oh my god. Oh my god WHAT the hell, GEGE IM SHAKING YOU, YOU'RE ADDING TO THE LOBOTOMY KAISEN

I really want a science fiction story where aliens come to invade earth and effortlessly wipe out humanity, only to be fought off by the wildlife.

They were expecting military resistance. They weren’t counting on bears.

if youve never physically been in the presence of like, a real live wolf, and you probably wont get the chance to, heres some stuff about them you should know

a wolf’s fur is so unbelievably thick that you can get like, your whole hand into it while petting. and then you can keep going

wolves are a lot bigger than you think they are. think about how big you think a wolf is then just like double that

they dont really smell like dog but they DO smell and youre not going to be able to figure out if its a good smell or not

a wolf really wants to lick the inside of your mouth. he will not stop trying to lick the inside of your mouth at any cost, and generally speaking you need to press your lips together kind of tightly when he approaches your face so that he doesnt worm his damn tongue in there to give you what he thinks is an appropriate greeting

a wolf doesnt really want to look at you while you pet him but he wants you to pet him. hes embarrassed

if a grown ass wolf decides to lay down on you, you just have to deal with it and thats your life now

young wolves, much like young dogs, are overwhelmingly goofy and stupid. a teenage wolf will see your very fragile, very human shoulder and go “i can probably step on that with my full weight” and then he will do it

letting a wolf eat out of your hand is actually not remotely frightening, and youll want to do it all day

A God is a very dependent creature

And too proud to admit it

No….Not until it is too late.

“i am a monument to all your sins” is such a fucking raw line for a villain it’s amazing that it came from halo, a modernish video game, and not some classical text or mythos

bloom after the battle with Icy in the 1st season

blah blah Bethesda bad anyway

my favorite thing about Elder Scrolls is how goddamn fuckin weird it is

like on surface it's just some dnd game but like even a cursory glance shows tis fucking insane like:

The moons is the corpse of a god

the stars are actually holes in reality when alot of primordial spirits hated that mortals were becoming a thing and fucked off

The demon lord of forbidden knowledge/resident Cthulhu stand-in might also be the beta version of the entire fucking universe made sentient when it wasn't chosen to be the used reality

there are cat ppl that take the form of furrys, lions, or regular cats, so you can have a cursing Pirate legend whose an alcoholic & wanted in 5 countries but is also a like basic tabby cat

the wood elves are so pro-nature they're cannibals and also they murder vegetarians

Vampires came from the Lord of Rape doing well ya know

Werewolves came to exist bc the lord of hunt got bored and is a furry

sex is treated like a fucking ip copyright contract on what aspect of sex is happening and what god it's under. There's been many religious wars about this

The lizard ppl are part tree

the Dwarves all fucked off somewhere and disappeared bc they were so atheist they did math to break relativity and literally no one has any idea where they went God or mortal (except maybe Cthulhu and hes not telling)

Said Cthulhu stand-in treats hiding your grandma's secret cookie recipe & hiding a spell that would end the universe and slay a god the exact same and he will murder you for either

Everyone wants to fuck the Orcs but will never admit it and they got so bent out of shape that a demon god killed the og orc god, ate him, and shat him out bc she couldn't deal with everyone complimenting them all the time so now all Orcs are cursed to be hated but they're all still sexy & so is their god

And all this isnt even the tip of the iceberg

Definitely Hollow Knight.

Fuck it

SIkuna's thoughts about Uraume, First Person POV, very incoherent, continuous thought, a touch of poetry and everything else

I've never seen eyes so pink before.

They've got a hint of ice that many would call you cold from your glacial face but I find it soothing, taking away the heat in my veins that burns and eats away at my skin.

Did you know I was waiting for you? Did you know I was hoping I'd be enough to have your eyes set on me?

You look like you know lots of things that I don't. Which is fair, it feels like I've been lost for a decade.

There is Ice in your hair, in your gut and in your eyes, sometimes I want to reach over and melt it.

Sometimes, I wonder if you'll let me thaw you out.

I want to know more about you. I want to know what made you stay.

I want, I want, I want many things. But I want you to want to be kept, to keep.

It isn't a need, all of it selfish, all of it greed, to want, to hunger, to long for something I never could have had- not until now.

But I hope, my wants are your wants and your needs are my needs.

I hope, you want to keep me too.

This is so relatable what the fuck.

yeah no offense to confucius or anything but if i was about to embark on a journey of revenge i would simply not dig two graves

Everyone SAYS they want a fairytale wedding but when I show up and curse their firstborn suddenly I’m a jerk.