Chiara: I'm the oldest, I make the rules
Preston: i'm in the middle, i'm the reason we have rules...
Lucian: i'm the youngest, the rules don't apply me! :>
Preston: cause your're too naive for them
Chiara: and you tried to start a revolution, so shut up.
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*Caleb knocks on Jude's door*
Caleb: hello, it's is i, your favorite person
Jude: nice try Caleb but my favorite person is David
Caleb: okay then. Hello, it's is I, that bitch
Jude: better
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Chiara: I didn't tell you because I don't want you putting everything at risk, over a wild hunch i can't even prove yet!
Quentin: Liebe, i'll back your hunches any day of the week, no questions asked
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*in bed*
David: hey, Jude? You awake??
Jude: no, why?
David: if a Guinea pig and a normal pig had a baby, would it be called a piggy-er Guniea pig?
Jude: Darling if you and I had a baby, would it get my beauty and your late night thought, or your sexy body and my late night murder thought?
David: *blushing* i-i...don't know how to feel about this...
Jude: *kissing David on the cheek* go to sleep.
David: "blushing harder*okay...
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X: so who is your hero?
Preston: it's my dad David, he's the best and very brave!
X: how cute! Is there anything is afraid of?
Preston: Father
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David: kids who is your favorite uncle?
Chiara/Preston/Lucian: Uncle Joe!
Joe: aww I love you too!
Caleb: *cries in the corner* why!?! ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
David: Favorite aunt instead?
Chiara: Aunt Celia and her girlfriend Isabelle! (they're together LONG LIVE LESBIANS!)
Lucian: I love aunt Camelia (she's engaged to Joe)
David: Preston you?
Preston: Aunt Caleb!
Caleb: YOU LITTLE B-!
Joe: NO!!
(I'm not sure if this is a little bit of OOC๐ฅฒ)
Percival/kudou: you could become a mom, if you wanted
Hitomiko/Lina: funny, I already feel like a mom...
Percival: ...
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Celia: Does it matter who wins the argument?
Mark: Yes it matters, I wanna win!
Darren:it matters but what matteres more is fairness!
Kevin: I don't care but if you try...
Jude: it doesn't matter but what's matters is who the f*ck are you to star an argument with me??
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(A Random guy try to rizz Jude they are at the Royal)
R.Guy:alright watch this!
Joe:๐คจ
David:๐
R.G: what's up baby?
Jude: hey?
R.G:you remained me to the 20 letters in the alphabet...
David: Idiot! There's 26 letters in the alphabet!!
Joe:๐ถ
R.G:silly me, how could forget the U R A Q T๐
Jude: mhh... *is blushing*
Joe: ๐ฎ
David: ๐ก
David: NO NO NO! HELL NO! There's only 25 you're still missing one!, YOU CAN'T COUNT!
R.G:ah ah im sorry, im sorry...
R.G: silly me, you can get the D later๐
Jude: ...
Joe: omg ๐ฆ
David: Emperor peng-!
Joe:DAVID NO!
The tags are everything I know. I am sharing this with every single one to try and spread the word.
Tailor: *works on some clothes*
Vanity: Babyyyy!!! *hugs him from behind* how are you?
Tailor: *laughs* good, what about you, darling? *turns and hugs back*
Vanity: now that I'm with you, much better *gives a kiss on the cheek*
Tailor: *laughs*
I think a going to cry๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ it too cuteeee
my fave kisaku compilation (also sakuma gayboy compilation)
Was scrolling through AO3 and found this gem
Enemy to parent is a trope we have to popularise lmao
[OC X CANON APPRECIATION POST! ๐ฉทโจ]
TYSM!!!!
I'm here, to show my Headcanons on Smurfette, Sassette, Vexy and Hackus!!!
let's get started right away:
-Vexy and Hackus are gay, Vexy is with a smurfgirl and Hackus is courted by Barber (I love rare ships) while Smurfette is bisexual and married with Hefty, and Sassette and pansexual is engaged to Snappy.
- when Sassette met Hackus and Vexy, she quickly grew fond of them.
-having been created they have different colors of both hats and eyes, in fact the created smurfs often have "natural" colored hair and their eyes are cyan or green.
- Vexy is the most introverted of the four, on the contrary Sassette is the most extroverted and open.
- I changed Hackus' personality slightly,made him a little more mature, and introverted but he still an adorable baby.
-Vexy together with Smurfette are the ones who keep their feelings inside them the most, but especially Smurfette.
-Vexy and Hackus enabled most of the time, off the road and living with Patric and his family in New York.
-Smurfette is the classic overprotective sister with her "younger" brothers.
- Hackus loves having his hair combed by his sisters.
-the twins (Hackus and Vexy) have heterochromia.
- Smurfette very often has nightmares about the death of the people she loves, and especially her brothers.
- Vexy and Sassette are the tomboys of the family.
- Sassette still tends to call Papa Smurf, dad.
-Hackus is short-sighted, so he wears glasses.
-Smurfette will become the leader of the smurfs village and grove village.
-Vexy is a kind of emo.
-Vexy and Sassette often tease each other.
-Hackus is one of Dreamer's best friends.
Byeeeeee!!!
going insane because the movie comes out today and I canโt watch it ๐ญ
they are "drawings" made with the sender and the red penalty, during a mathematics intergazzie.