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Sketches of my boys :)

Roy: Why did you three get arrested?

Ling: We don’t know.

Ed: We didn’t do anything wrong.

Al: We got pulled over and when the officer said “papers” Ling yelled “scissors” and then Ed drove off.

my moons 2019 (part 2)

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I had to re-upload this bc I used the worng Image lmao

I am a

⚪ man

⚪ woman

🔘 Lieutenant Colonel who's committed way too many war crimes

Looking for

⚪ a man

⚪ a woman

🔘 an 11 year old traumatized double amputee to recruit into the military

Can’t reach Professor Elric, maybe he is busy now, try to call him later.

AU where some xerxes ruins get found by people before Plot and hohenheim walks into an obscure museum exhibit on the lost country of xerxes with new archaeological finds from a desert expedition and appears to mutter to himself for ages wandering around the hall before going "excuse me miss. you found my friend's favorite vase but appear to have put it together wrong"

i would add to this but frankly it is already perfection. van walking relic hohenheim politely puts his hand up at the back of the guided tour like "i fully understand how you ended up interpreting it this way but actually you've got the market on the wrong side of town. i can draw a map?" he adds like that's even the main problem here. security is uncertain what to do about him. as is the poor hapless research team, who are torn between potentially having a primary source to cite at the risk of the entire field calling them frauds

snow 😊❄️