They Know What They Did

How DARE mayonnaise is a godly condiment

@disparatepeace got another good one!!!

what if it was just a dream

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*WINK*

I've done 2020, I've done 2021... it was time for 80s Edward 😌✊

get your own print or poster here ❤️

AU where some xerxes ruins get found by people before Plot and hohenheim walks into an obscure museum exhibit on the lost country of xerxes with new archaeological finds from a desert expedition and appears to mutter to himself for ages wandering around the hall before going "excuse me miss. you found my friend's favorite vase but appear to have put it together wrong"

i would add to this but frankly it is already perfection. van walking relic hohenheim politely puts his hand up at the back of the guided tour like "i fully understand how you ended up interpreting it this way but actually you've got the market on the wrong side of town. i can draw a map?" he adds like that's even the main problem here. security is uncertain what to do about him. as is the poor hapless research team, who are torn between potentially having a primary source to cite at the risk of the entire field calling them frauds

fma fandom we need to talk. bradley literally looks like this, does Sexy Gymnast Swordfighting, loves his wife, HOW is he not the most crushed on character in the series??? how????

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2003 Wrath, handing out a balloon: I have no soul. Have a nice day!

Bradley, taking it: I don’t have one either.

Ling = smol

Greed = stole his body

youre right greed is in possession of the smol

King of the world smol