A Ravenclaw Themed Print Commissioned For My Cousin’s Birthday!

honeymoon is an interesting term because an actual moon made of honey would imply space bees which is pretty horrifying

I will be your hands || I will be your eyes

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Gasoline by Halsey reblog if u agree

can you imagien what a fucking debacle going grocery shopping with ronan and adam would be adam refuses to let him pay for more than half the groceries ronan is like dude i could fuckin dream up half of the things we need adams like shut up and go find the flour its the most domestic thing they do, ever. e v e r. ronan is scowling so fiercely it hurts to look at but he’s holding like 59 different types of sprinkles because one time adam mentioned he liked cupcakes with sprinkles and damn it if he isnt going to make the best fucking sprinkled cupcakes in the fucking. universe. for his fucking. boyfriend. what brand of cereal to they get??? wholegrain or sourdough bread???? what type of pasta do ronan lynch and adam parrish eat together as they talk about that thing gansey’s done and ronans cows

i imagine janice is going to have a very angry customer in the shop tomorrow

a fantasy book where:

the necromancer isn’t at all evil, keeps their reanimated cat as a companion

the ‘dark lord’ is woman who wears a floor length floral cloak and pink kitten heels

the orcs are highly intelligent and frequently engage in orc chess and deep philosophical debates

the elvish archer is the clumsiest, most inaccurate little shit ever

the bard writes deep emo poetry, constantly quoting sonnets by the most talented musicians of the era-  ‘fall out bard’ and ‘panic at the inn’

the mage only knows 3 spells- and they all involve cutlery

the intellectual character that finds the powerful relic/enchanted item/mysterious glowy thing is 120% done with all of it ‘for GODS sake, that is the SEVENTH DARK ORB THIS YEAR are yOU KIDDING’

the healer character is also the most ripped, usually ends up treating their own wounds more than anyone elses

the ‘deep broody’ character is actually mute the whole time but no one realises and thinks it’s just part of his moody persona until he has to fucking spell it out for them (literally), spends the whole story making exasperated faces and gestures

the dragon that’s hunting them down for the whole story is actually just trying to give back the shoe that one of them lost while running away, and is actually very conversational ‘bro, you’ve got this all wrong– look, you dropped this bro, haha i’m always forgetting stuff too don’t worry’

Have you ever wondered where books come from?

Well then, let me show you, because that’s what I do for a living.

Right now, it’s this time of the year, and the little ones have just freshly hatched:

You’ll notice they’re still blind and naked when they hatch. So I make them little coats to keep them warm during their first winter:

See how they happily line up to put them on:

See? Better. Now they’re ready to go and explore the world.

And if they make it through the winter and we take good care of them, they will grow up to be strong and wise like their older fellows:

So, in case you were ever wondering, now you know.