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the signs as obscure stockphotos

aries: angry woman with financial instability on her back

taurus: dashing black man holding dangerously large dorito

gemini: disgusted businessman looks at crusty corn dog 

cancer: crying man is sheltering under an outdated laptop

leo: glamorous woman in bathing suit laughing at a parrot

virgo: cyber woman with corn

libra: aluminum woman fondling a computer mouse with an alluring gaze

scorpio: old punk woman with a skateboard

sagittarius: handsome man drinking coffee or tea with strong eye contact

capricorn: old rabbit man with lettuce

aquarius: woman attempting to reason with an extraterrestrial being

pisces: sleeping old man with biscuits 

I kind of see them as the marauders ; Gansey is James, Adam is Remus, Noah is Peter, and Ronan is ( kind of not really) Sirius?

I’ve come to realize that knowing a person’s favorite Raven Boy says as much about them as their Hogwarts house.

marvel: captain america is hydra!!

me: i recognise that the council has made a decision, but given that it is a stupid ass decision, i have elected to ignore it.

“but he’s a fictional character played by a man twice your age”

guy annoying his girlfriend with bad ikea puns

This definitely happened at some point

Sirius: "don't worry prongs. Evans will say yes..." James: "Pads, Don..." Sirius: "evantually."

The trees speak latin

Bonus

Daily Life with Thrandy Leggy and Friends™  (ɔ◔‿◔)ɔ ♥

Blue Sargent from prickly cupcake to A+BAMF in 3 simple steps. Not that they weren’t the same things to begin with.