Imagine It
Imagine it
You’re in the girls lockerroom.
There are toilets in there.
A girl walks out of the stall saying “The toilet won’t flush coach.”
The coach walks out of her office.
She checks it out.
“The toilet’s won’t flush guys, don’t use them.” The coach shouts.
You turn to your friend after hearing this.
You get close to his ear.
You whisper, “Imagine taking the fattest fucking shit in those toilets then all the sudden the toilet just doesn’t flush.”
Based on true events.
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Things I’ve Learned Off of Pinterest
I’m a dumb shit and English hard as F U C K
Whom refers to an object while who refers to a person. If in doubt, use who (However who can also replace whom entirely even if it’s an object.)
When plotting a book or story, jot everything down that you want to happen. It can be in specific order or not. Then just V R O O M
Blond is a man with blond hair.
Blonde is a woman with blonde hair.
Brunet can be used for both man and woman with brown hair.
Brunette refers to a woman with brown hair.
Fiancé is referring to a man engaged to someone
Fianceé is referring to a woman engaged to someone
Already knew this but I feel like some people need to know this: There must be a paragraph break everytime a new character speaks. Also, if the Time, Place, Topic, or Person changes, add in a new paragraph. Basically, think of it as a movie. Everytime the cmaera angle changes, do a paragraph break.
If you don’t know what to write during a scene, need to research, or others, write in a word that’ll you’ll probably never use. I personally use Gobbledygook or tittynope
IT’S PIQUED MY INTEREST THANKS FOR NOTHING ELA
IT’S NOT PHASED ITS FAZED
IF IT HAS BEEN A LONG DAY, IT’S WEARY. IF SOMEONE ACTS SUS AS SHIT IT’S WARY.
Also appearantly it’s per se not per say whoops😃
That is all thank you for coming to my Theodore Conversation
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