Imagine You're A Pretty Successful Private Investigator And All Of The Sudden You're Yanked Into Hell

imagine you're a pretty successful private investigator and all of the sudden you're yanked into hell and tortured personally by satan for years until you finally manage to escape knowing only that you're supposed to wait to meet a certain man and when you finally do he's confronting the deadliest hitman in the city and confessing to murder and apparently he has a voice trapped in his head that you think might be your old partner and even when you find out that it isn't you still become strangely fond of him and okay yeah you'll follow them into certain death why not and it turns out the voice is actually satan but somehow you find it in your heart to forgive them and by some miracle you survive and then you take a fucking bullet through the neck. and this whole time you're wondering hey maybe I'm gay. congratulations you've successfully simulated what it's like to be detective noel