You Sink To The Bottom Of The Mariana Trench And I’m Just Sitting There Cross Legged With My Laptop

end the stereotype that you have to have been married to be divorced

my liege we your council would not advise this course of action but we all agree it would be pretty funny regardless

hey. does anyone know what the fuck is going on

whatever (renders to 240p because i don’t feel like being 1080p today)

dont let people tell u ur attraction to fire is "abnormal" or "hazardous" prometheus doesnt have his liver eaten every day for u to ignore the allure of arson

Nii-san, please refrain from such boorish behavior. I am attempting to cultivate a dark academia aesthetic in this mansion.

Remember, that line of thinking doesnt get you any closer to the cup or the scepter

[strained of voice and world-weary] woo-hoo!

me when someone complains about something that's been genuinely bothering me too but i just brushed it off because i was worried that i was just bitchy/callous/sensitive but now I feel Vindicated

women & bitches love my cavern