Cambell Corn Soup
Cambell corn soup
"Look into my mouth" I say, my cold eyes staring into the depths of your soul.
You turn towards me and relucantly watch as i open my gaping jaw.
You don't notice it at first but suddenly you smell the foul oder.
"I havent brushed in two days"
A large grin on my face, my teeth all brown and mushy.
You watch in terror as my teeth slowly slide out of my mouth and into yours.
"Nothing shall go to waste" I whisper
You close your eyes because you dont want to see the scene unfolding in front of you.
Suddenly you feel a soft sensation on your tounge and a sweet taste fills your mouth.
"Corn" you wisper, a single tear rolling down your cheek.
You feel your teeth being pushed out, and replaced by something that can only be described as hard corn cernels.
You are now fully ugly crying. The only sounds are your cries, echoing in the empty starbucks bathroom.
Your eyes, being consumed by crawling corn cernels. All you see is corn, slowly replacing every part of what was once you.
You have lost all your senses, except touch and taste.
You feel as though a metal rind is being placed between you and freedom.
You feel as though you are being picked up...
"Mmm, cambell corn soup. My favorite." You hear, as a giant figure, resembling a grandmother apears in your mind.
You feel their grip upon you...
You are cambell corn soup.
You are corn.
Nothing shall go to waste.
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