Hi! I Painted Jschlatt! Now Give Me Clout. 🔫

Will use in my champaign

Tired of everyone having darkvision? Try this instead:

Dwarves: Tremorsense 60ft., lighter darkvision 60ft. (like darkvision but only in dim light).

Rock gnomes: Tremorsense 60ft.

Forest gnomes: Keen hearing.

Half elves: Lighter darkvision 60ft.

Half orcs: Lighter darkvision 60ft. and keem hearing.

Dragonborn: Infravision 60ft. (in dim light and darkness you can distinguish creatures and objects that have cleary another temperature than their surroundings).

Tiefling: Lighter darkvision 60ft., infravision 60ft. (only in darkness).

Elves, halflings and humans stay the same.

What do you think?

Hes a cute lil boi

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They are a greater demon than me it seems.

As a Demon, you’re quite familiar with would-be mages making errors in materials due to translation errors. However, today marks the first time that someone has attempted to summon you with Cruelty-Free Vegan Blood Substitute™.

Room temperature milk in infinatly better than cold milk don't @ me

Then, out of the corner you spot him.

SHIA LABEOUF

Sometimes it's late and dark and you're walking down a hallway in ur house and woops theres definitely something behind you, better move faster, whoops, it's probably chasing you now, time to run to your room. Ahhh, the room door is closed, you're safe once more .

I didn’t want to make this post but I was pressured into it by my friends. Enjoy.

Fantastic Flora/Fauna for D&D

D&D games don’t have nearly enough mundane fantasy creatures. Everything needs to either be useful or dangerous for people to care about it! To remedy this, I’ve created a bunch of fantasy creatures and plants that sprinkle into your campaign to create amazing and slightly alien environments. 

These are inspired by settings like Pandora in Avatar, or the world of the Dark Crystal, where everything seems to teem with movement and sound and luminescence. Most of these creatures and plants are almost entirely harmless but can make a setting unique by inserting just one or two into your world.

Feel free to steal these or let them inspire you to create your own wacky or weird minor plants and animals.

Fantasy Fauna

Balloonfrogs: These frogs inflate pouches in their bodies with air, making themselves rather buoyant. They then leap from trees and spread their large webbed legs and toes to glide through the air. They usually come in bright colors to look like other poisonous frogs, but are actually harmless. Their ability to quickly escape danger is their primary means of avoiding predation.

Cave Barnacle: Cave barnacles can be found in neglected dungeons filled with moisture. They resemble regular barnacles in most ways; clinging to walls and ceilings protected with a hard shell 1-2 inches in diameter. This shell is wider than it is tall and spirals inward towards a central node covered in a hard membrane. The barnacles feed on many things that are considered poisonous or toxic to other creatures. When such a substance floats nearby, they open up their central node and unfurl a frilled fan that twitches in the air to gather the nutrients. Wary adventurers know when cave barnacles are waving their fan it means something dangerous could be in the air. The barnacle’s fan is rather beautiful and comes in bright colors often not visible in the darkness of its home. Some varieties of cave barnacle have a glowing fan.

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