You Are An Alien Assassin Tasked With Killing The Human Ambassador. Only To Find Out All Your Poisons

Alastor: Can you dance?

Reader: Ya, watch this- *proceeds to break dance*

Alastor: …Fascinating.

By Alex7

one off gag from my notes

“Please! I have a wife and children!” He cries under your grip as you hold the knife above him. You burst out laughing, “WHO do you think sent me?”

I've been here, buddy, I get it.

I admit I am quite the fan of saying “okiedokie”

Day 1, completed!!

I’m not good at art, please do better than me!!1!!!1!

I'm joining, post art soon

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Technically, clerics don’t draw power from their gods, they draw power from their faith. There are many clerics who draw power from faith in concepts like nature, the elements, or Justice. Then there’s that one weirdo who is powered by their faith in other people.

i think my name got a new meaning when i first heard you say it in that voice of yours. it made me want you to repeat it again and again until i become a part of you