HOTTEST SANTA SEMI-FINAL

Just some gays doing what gays do

Feeling like Walter White at school today.

**BOOM**

Hehehehehhe

one off gag from my notes

i think my name got a new meaning when i first heard you say it in that voice of yours. it made me want you to repeat it again and again until i become a part of you

Apparently human blood has about the same amount of protein as the average protein shake. You just met Dracula at the local gym and he. is. absolutely. ripped.

Here me out-

kind of a milf, reblog

Alastor: "Vox is a 'yes or no' question"

Vox: *start rambling about their future glorious quest for the conquest of hell*

Vox is having a trip down memory lane

(Val is just having a bad trip)

Your mother promised her firstborn to a demon. Your father promised his to a fae. And while you still live with your parents, you have some very unusual aunts/uncles.

My cat had kittens today😍

You drank a snake oil salesman’s drink only for it to make you actually immortal in the old west now 300 years later you see that same salesman