Tiny Tom Headcannon

origin Smp Tommy wings

I head cannon that Tommy has yellow wings like a baby chicks and as he grows into an adult his wings will turn white 

In helluva boss au Tommy is Loona dream messes with quackity so he will be moxxi but closer in personality to his character on the dsmp he will be the sane one and his lover sapnap is Millie he is closer to his youtuber irl self and is on very good terms with dream and is the most supportive out of there group

Helluva Boss with Dream as Blitzo and Tommy works for him?

Would Tommy be Loona, Moxxi, or Millie?

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my thoughts on the book of death

I think it sounds like sweet deal considering all that we’ve seen of the torturous personal hells that are the limbos any smart character that knows what could be awaiting them would jump at the chance not having to be put through endless torture for all eternity and They get to kill someone They hate that They might not have been able to kill any other way depending on the character they would have no problem writing the name 

steven universe if the diamonds had weapons

We already know that that pink diamond used a shield to fight because she didn’t like fighting and because she’s defensive 

I think Yellow would have gauntlets because she is fast and likes to get up close and personal she would channel lightning through them like two tasers 

Blue would use a long distance bow she would make arrows out of her emotional aura it would allow her to increase her range and be more precise 

White would use a fashionable intricate and intimidating hand fan she would use it to block and throw like pinks shield except hers is only for show 

Empires smp god au

Pearl Goddess of the harvest and farming her title was literally the farmer pearl and in the past people kept track of harvest by looking at the phases of the moon and positioning of the constellations

Lizzie the trickster goddess of the ocean and government ocean because in season one she was a fish goddess and government because in season two she was a mayor and in both she is a scam artist trying to make a profit through morality ambiguous means

Joel god of thunder and art in canon he is the god of thunder and if anyone in empires was a art god it would be the guy that sculpted clones of himself and built stratos/mezalia

Katherine goddess order and balance and duality she fights evil by transforming from the pretty pink princess to the axe wielding warrior and as lady Katherine of the overgrown she is the one that is neutral the one that Try’s to keep order

Jimmy is The god of death for obvious reasons

Joey is the god of wealth and desire because he is a pirate and pirates like gold also he steals from false and really wants to get in xornoth s pants he also Katherine’s (understandable)

Shubble is the goddess of nature and the wild because her whole wolf thing she had going on in the first season of empires and the infected outlaw thing she had in season 2

Scott god of the passage of time and the four seasons (and rainbows) because he has connections to flowers (spring) in life series and stars in origin smp and winter in empires smp

Pix god of messengers and prophecies( he is in charge of the recaps that gives people information they might have missed also he is a prophet)

Fwhip god of fire and revenge because in both seasons of empires he has had a stubborn heated rivalry with jimmy and did not take the break up well also in art his hair is fire truck red

Gem goddess knowledge and magic because she as the wizard gem she is a powerful magician and because as the princess of dawn she teaches others about the sun god also the wizard gems empire is literally a school

Sausage love and family and lust because he is known for his platonic love (Hermes and Eddie and pearl) and let’s say his passionate spicy love( pole dancing and flirting)

Oli god of music and insanity he is a bard and who’s words make zero sense to everyone and watching him you get sensory overload ( he is the oldest but nobody believes him)

false goddess of mystery and adventure and new beginnings because she is lost her memory and is a very adventurous person also do to the lost memories she basically started from square one when she came to empires

why not both

It would not be his first polyamorous marriage attempt

hoping this time it works out(it probably won’t)

Five bucks quackity shows up at the wedding tomorrow in a wedding dress announcing that he’s in love with the groom. Which groom? Cellbit probably

I saw one similar to this but it got me curious so im doing the same thing but slightly shifted:

(ps: if the pfp has a lot of colors/a tertiary color, just chose the one that seems most obvious)

When Hermes told sausage and joel that they were bad parents I found it hilarious but I have made it my goal to turn it into angst here’s what I came up with 

So Hermes became a teenager in a split second and was immediately overwhelmed with new strong hormone fueled emotions 

He yells at his father’s and tells them that they are terrible parents 

after he’s finished blowing up at them he fly’s off to cool down but when he finally returns his parents are gone and then don’t ever return 

the last thing Hermes ever told his parents is that they were horrible and he hated them 

And unlike us he has no clue why

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Character must be considered old in their canon (no set age limit since this can vary based on species and the like)

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