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thought they needed a little reminder that they still have far more to lose if they double down on this stupidity. spread the word, it seems they're... very forgetful about this.

if you have multiple hcs, go with your fave or the one you have the most reasoning for

i'll go first with the objectively correct order: pearl oldest because Vibes, jimmy as the middle child because he's the punching bag (canary), grian as the youngest because of his chaotic gremlin energy

rb with your reasoning (read: propaganda) in the tags!

My headcanons fallowing jimmy’s last episode

The entire time jimmy has been 15 and hit puberty very late just at the end that is why he jumped at the chance to have a mentor

also explains his rivalry with Joel in Greek myths gods are rather immature something about having enough power to do what ever you want with no consequences makes gods act like hormonal teens 

I think this jimmy is evo Jimmy

Jimmy was a 14 year old freshman and grian was 19 a senior that was held back a year 

It has been a year since evo ended so grian is 20 and Jimmy is 15 which makes his later bullying of Jimmy hilarious because he’s a young adult picking on a teenager 

He is the old sheriffs son I know the time is off because the old sheriffs said he was down there for thirty years but the only reason he knew that that was because he added 10 years for each chicken that died but chickens live 5-10 years so what if all the three chickens only lived 5 years each that would put him in there for 15 years

Just after his youngest son was born 

I think the sheriff might have suspected it due to his repeated statements that Jimmy is tiny and has wings like a fairy because jimmy’s mom is a fae 

The sheriff and jimmy’s mom met in the town because that area was always a hotspot for fae activity

The reason the sheriff didn’t leave his wife even though he didn’t want to be married is because she was a fae and was scared he would be cursed if he angered her and that is also why he started drinking 

Matzah ball Soup

Here is the comic series I promised with my last post!

Part 1/4

Part 2 will be neurological explanations,

Part 3&4 will be actual tips and tricks!

Please know that I’m not intentionally withholding the next parts, they’re just not finished yet and making this series takes so much time. So much Layouting to not make all this info a wall of text! That being said I hope I can upload part 2 next week to my patreon

The aU started as me having fun by typing out the most basic god types and giving them to the emperors I thought they fit best with (I tried to do at least two domains each)

So that was the jumping off point but the domains changed and some that I wrote down didn’t get used an example of that is how I wrote down luck but never matched it to anyone

In the beginning I used only the most well known Greek gods but also I added the trickster god type based on Loki

For some i added some more niche stuff like fwhip I matched him with fire but I couldn’t decide on a second among the Olympians So I took revenge from nemesis a lesser known Greek goddess

For Katherine i couldn’t see her with any of them and didn’t want to shoehorn her into a role that didn’t fit or give her a domain that made more sense for one of the other emperors to have so I went to tv tropes and looked at the stock gods page where I found god of order

For jimmy death was the obvious choice but i originally added childbirth birth as well because of my rule of giving at least two per emperor but I found it more interesting for there to be one god with only one domain

Joey was wealth and war I kept wealth but have drifted away from war so there is not really a war god in the god au I mean war can result from almost all of there domains but there is no god of war

I based shubble on pan and the mother goddess types that create life but I would like to be clear shubble doesn’t have the mother symbolism nor is she the one that created life

Honestly I didn’t remember false until after I had divided the domains throughout the emperors and was already satisfied with so I took what I knew about her character and didn’t base her on a specific god

Then I got more individualized like how gem was originally a god of knowledge I made it more specific so now it’s teaching and religion

Empires smp god au

Pearl Goddess of the harvest and farming her title was literally the farmer pearl and in the past people kept track of harvest by looking at the phases of the moon and positioning of the constellations

Lizzie the trickster goddess of the ocean and government ocean because in season one she was a fish goddess and government because in season two she was a mayor and in both she is a scam artist trying to make a profit through morality ambiguous means

Joel god of thunder and art in canon he is the god of thunder and if anyone in empires was a art god it would be the guy that sculpted clones of himself and built stratos/mezalia

Katherine goddess order and balance and duality she fights evil by transforming from the pretty pink princess to the axe wielding warrior and as lady Katherine of the overgrown she is the one that is neutral the one that Try’s to keep order

Jimmy is The god of death for obvious reasons

Joey is the god of wealth and desire because he is a pirate and pirates like gold also he steals from false and really wants to get in xornoth s pants he also Katherine’s (understandable)

Shubble is the goddess of nature and the wild because her whole wolf thing she had going on in the first season of empires and the infected outlaw thing she had in season 2

Scott god of the passage of time and the four seasons (and rainbows) because he has connections to flowers (spring) in life series and stars in origin smp and winter in empires smp

Pix god of messengers and prophecies( he is in charge of the recaps that gives people information they might have missed also he is a prophet)

Fwhip god of fire and revenge because in both seasons of empires he has had a stubborn heated rivalry with jimmy and did not take the break up well also in art his hair is fire truck red

Gem goddess knowledge and magic because she as the wizard gem she is a powerful magician and because as the princess of dawn she teaches others about the sun god also the wizard gems empire is literally a school

Sausage love and family and lust because he is known for his platonic love (Hermes and Eddie and pearl) and let’s say his passionate spicy love( pole dancing and flirting)

Oli god of music and insanity he is a bard and who’s words make zero sense to everyone and watching him you get sensory overload ( he is the oldest but nobody believes him)

false goddess of mystery and adventure and new beginnings because she is lost her memory and is a very adventurous person also do to the lost memories she basically started from square one when she came to empires

You guys started reblogging original post with this silly au all of the sudden and made me think about it again youuuu

I can't get it out of my head

Went through some of the tags and comments

Since I've done Lizzie and Pearl requests in this au

Why stop there

Doc the ibex

It wouldn't make sense giving him his usual technology things

So I made it like aaa plant magic?

Kind of Rafiki of the au

It just kills me when writers create franchises where like 95% of the speaking roles are male, then get morally offended that all of the popular ships are gay. It’s like, what did they expect?

tubbos hair

I head cannon that a good in universe reason for tubbos avatar having different hair in fanart is because as a child he had dirty blonde hair but as he aged it faded into a light brown the reason I think that is possible is because I saw it happen to a friend I used to have when I was younger when we met in second grade she had not light platinum blonde hair but a somewhat golden dirty blonde but somewhere down the line I noticed her hair faded by the time of sixth grade her hair had become very noticeably darker so that might be what happened to tubbo