I’m At The BDSM Club Painting Tunnels On The Wall For My Sub To Run Into

^what he said

your unreliable narrator fucking bit me

happy Thursday the 20th

when all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. when all you have is a paintbrush, everything looks like a canvas. when all you have is a cock, everything looks like the exhaust pipe of a 2014 honda civic. so yes, to answer your question, i am stuck. please call the emergency services

The Kelpie

Kelpies are mytholigical creatures from Scottish folklore, that trick people into riding them and then drown them.

SOURCE

Reblog, click the picture, and prepare for battle.

Would the plural of Brudi be Brüdi?

Wenn, dann Brüdis

Hey in middle earth is there any ecological consequences for those big fuckin eagles