Gabriel: "God does not play games with the universe!"
Crowley:
Aziraphale:
Adam:
The children themselves:
The whole world:
Crowley: "Where have you been?!"
Reblog and put in the tags how you would die if your URL predicted your death
Some character boards for Stanford Era Au Claire and Dean
Have the guts to look them all in the eye and warn them first.
Sirius, staring: Have you ever noticed that Moony has the most beautiful eyes?
James, nodding: Sure! They're all brown, like....chocolate!
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Sirius, a bit dreamily: Prongs, Moony has the most amazing smile. D'you see how it makes his whole face light up?
James, happily: Yeah, it's cool to see him happy!
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Sirius, contemplating deeply: Moony is probably the most attractive person at Hogwarts. Like really anyone who dates him is the luckiest person on the planet, you know?
James, considering: I mean, yeah, he's such a good friend, anyone would be lucky to date him.
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Sirius, red-faced and distracted, watching Remus lift something heavy: D'you ever think about what it would be like to shag Moony? He'd probably be very dominant, you know?
James, finally a bit uncomfortable: I mean...he is a werewolf.
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James, walking in on Sirius and Remus kissing: Wait, Sirius, you like Remus?
How I imagined drug dealers as a kid:
Actual drug dealer:
Does the fact that neurotypicals exist weird anybody else out? Like, there are thousands of disorders out there and you don’t even have one of them???????
I keep having to tear down extremely predatory/misleading Scien.tology flyers in my school's art building. This is the third fucking time I've ripped the fuckers up and I'm getting Real Fucking Tired of it.
PROTECT ALL GENDER FLUID BABES
Prompt @urfriendlywriter
Lazy kisses in the morning that starts with a grunt. One pulling the other closer as they try to get up, lazily pressing kisses all over their face. Ends with a hoarse whisper asking them to stay.
Steddie, fluff, sleepy mornings
Eddie wakes up in Steve's arms after a night together, sun peeking through the blinds of his window, their legs tangled together. He sighs, kissing Steve's cheek before moving to get up.
Steve grunts, pulling Eddie closer. Eddie starts to protest, but Steve interjects, pressing gentle kisses over his face.
“Steve, we gotta get up.” Eddie protests, but Steve persists, looking up at him sleepily.
“Please stay.” He whispers, voice hoarse, throat dry. “Just stay for a couple more minutes, okay?”
Eddie gives in with a soft smile, laying back down as he pulls Steve to his chest, nuzzling his face into his hair, arms around him.
“Happy now, sweetheart?” He asks, running a hand through Steve's soft hair. Steve nods with a content sigh, pressing his face into Eddie's shoulder, warm breath hitting the bare skin.
Eddie shivers from the feeling, smiling down at the sleepy boy in his arms, heart warming. He watches Steve slowly wake up fully, his eyes full of warmth for him.
“Good morning, clingy boy.” He teases, kissing Steve's cheek, making him flush.
“Good mornin’, Eds.” Steve mumbles, stretching out his legs, toes poking out from the edge of the blanket. “Breakfast?”
Eddie nods and starts to sit up, pressing a chaste kiss to Steve's lips before getting up fully, stretching his arms out in the air, tshirt riding up at the action and showing off the soft trail of brown hairs going down his stomach and disappearing underneath the waistband of his sweatpants.
“Pancakes?” He asks, heading toward the door, glancing back for confirmation. Steve nods and watches Eddie leave the room, a content smile on his lips.
Hello everyone!
I recently found out my mother has brain cancer and is in need of surgery to remove and biopsy the mass. As it is situated behind her eye, she will be losing the eye as well.
She doesn't have any insurance and can't afford the procedure on her own. As such, I'll be doing free tarot readings to anyone who donates or helps share this post and her go fund me, which will be linked at the bottom.
I really appreciate all the help you all ate willing to give me at this time. 💗
All you have to do to cash in your reading(s) is send me an ask or message including a screenshot of your donation or, if you're unable to donate, simply reboot this post and send me your reading question! There are no limits to the amount of readings you can get from this and there are no limits to the types of readings I am able/willing to do.
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