Li Shen ﹢ Zayne /ᐠ. .ᐟ\ Ⳋ

Can I offer you more Kagome Higurashi in this trying time?

FLOWERS

for Kagome

Puppy Man™️

When MC finds them bleeding..

MC: Xavier, you’re bleeding! Quick! What’s your type?

Xavier: Oh, uh-dark haired…strong..always has my back..mischievous..beautiful..an angel… *basically describing MC*

MC *blushing*: I meant your blood type!

Xavier: Oh… *pauses in thought*

Xavier: Red???

———

MC: Rafayel, you’re bleeding! Quick, what’s your blood type?

Rafayel: How the hell would I know!?

MC *panicking*: How would you not!?

Rafayel : Who the fuck am I? Karl Landsteiner? Discoverer of blood groups!?

MC: …

MC: You don’t know your own blood type but you know who discovered them!??

———

MC: Zayne, you’re bleeding! Quick, what’s your type?

Zayne *groaning in pain*: ..b..positive..

MC *panicking*: I’M TRYING!!!

So, about a hundred years ago @mustardyellowsunshine issued a handful of fic writing challenges. I started and abandoned several. Here’s one I randomly decided to finish, I’m so sorry to inflict it on you lmao.

Written in response to the Dialogue Only challenge. This...doesn’t deserve a title lol.

“Just go.”

“I can’t.”

“Just go!”

“I can’t!!”

“Kagome!”

“Inuyasha!”

“Stop being stubborn and just go.”

“This is so embarrassing!”

“What? I’m your husband!”

“So?? It’s bad enough we had to get a chamber pot for the million times I have to pee at night, but this—!”

“Please, you think Miroku never did this for Sango while she was pregnant? I guarantee he did!”

“Inuyasha, you dug me my hole, thankyouverymuch, but really I can take it from here.”

“Pfff, what, so you can lose your balance and fall ass-first into that hole and not be able to get up? Then I’d just have to come get you anyway.”

“...”

“Here, just...keep hold of my hand so you can squat down...”

“I’m actually going to die.”

“Shaddup. I know you’ve been having problems with this and now you finally need to go so just do it!”

“Okayyyyyeargh! Oh, ouch! Ow, ow, ow ow ow owowowowouch—! Ohhhhh thank goodness...”

“There, see?”

“Mmhmm.”

“Don’t let go, just use your other hand.”

“I am! Oh, geez...”

“What’s wrong?”

“Nothing, just...a little blood.”

“You okay?”

“Yeah I’m fine. Not really surprising, the way that stung.”

“If you’re sure. Alright up you go...one, two, hup—!”

“Well, I still maintain this is the most humiliating moment of this pregnancy. And I’m counting when I puked in front of your brother.”

“Ha!! That was great. Sprayed on his fur and everything.”

“Don’t remind me!”

“Just let me fill this in and I’ll take you to the stream to wash up...holy shit Kagome.”

“What??”

“No really. Holy shit. The gods must have helped you push that thing out.”

“Don’t look at it!!”

“Honestly, I’m impressed. I don’t think I’ve ever taken a shit that big.”

“Shut up!!”

“It’s damn near the same size as Shippo.”

“Inuyasha.”

“Looks like something Sesshomaru would drop in his true form.”

“INUYASHA!”

“I think I need to show this to Miroku, we can’t just bury this legend without anyone else seeing it.”

“I am going to murder you.”

“Really Kagome, you should be proud of yourself. And hell, you can stop worrying about pushing out the baby when you already handled that fucking thing!”

“You really want me to ‘s’ you when you’re standing over that hole?”

“You wouldn’t!!”

btw i‘m saying this as an inuyasha stan i love him sm

Here are all the new kitty emojis on discord. They are all animated so users without nitro won't be able to use them, but thanks to baniknik on discord, I was able to grab them and share them here

Have fun using these!

OPENING THE NEW EVENT PAGE AND ZAYNE SHOWING UP LIKE THIS FEELS LIKE I'VE BEEN SENT TO HEAVEN 😭🫶🏻

CHOCOLATE DAWNBREAKER WITH A HALO?!?!?! IS THIS ANGEL INVITING ME TO GO UP THERE RN?!?

I need to scream for 2 hours and break something and rip all my hair out and then scream again, but other than that I'm doing so well!!!