I See No Blade

You may be the ringmaster, but we all still work at the circus

I present to you... Hoagie Brown

I have made a gummy bear version of our best boi GummiGoo :)

I went red in middle school, blue for a lot of high school, and then last year I went purple :)

Pls reblog if u vote :)

If yes, let me know what colors

If no, what colors would you do?

PLAGUE

secret third thing (Victorian Mystery Condiment)

What would happen if someone was sentenced to life in prison, and then resurrected? Would they go back to prison? Would they just go free? Would it depend on what they did? How long would a resurrected person live post-undeath? A regular lifetime? How would they age(if at all)? What if you were resurrected so many years after you died, your skin/meat was gone? Would people who were going to eventually live again just not decay? Would they implement those bells that people could ring if they were buried alive? Would that be part of a graveyard job? Listening for bells being rung by people who undied? What would their time being dead be like? A nap that they just, wake up from? Or an afterlife that they got thrown out of?

i think it would be funny if people occasionally arose from the dead. like if that was a real-life one-in-a-million but well-documented Thing That Sometimes Happens, and the entire legal system around death (laws on inheritance & marriage & murder etc) had to include caveats for the unlikely-but-scientifically-possible event that the dead person in question might spontaneously self-resurrect, even years or decades after death. it would raise so many inconvenient and absurd possibilities

So many customers will be like "aw man, Mondays amirite lol?" And I'm like "it's my Friday.. I have Tuesdays and Wednesdays off..." They act like no one works weekends lmao

People who work in the service industry live in a completely different world than 9-5ers.

me: hey carpenter freddy fazbear what are you making?

carpenter freddy fazbear: door door door door door door door door door door

me: hey misogynist freddy fazbear what do you think about that girl wearing a crop top and short skirt??

misogynistic freddy fazbear: whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore

May as well~