yeah we might be brothers in christ but so were cain and abel so shut the fuck up before i decide to find a rock about it
idk about you but i’m a sucker for the we just had sex and it’s the morning after and i woke up to an empty bed and how could i be so stupid of course you left me alone but wait you’re in my kitchen cooking me breakfast and i’m so relieved trope
what am i looking for in a male character? i’m personally partial to little freaks who have suffered more than jesus so write that down
welcome to the marauders fandom <3
I should start posting franz kafka style diary quotes but it’s from my journal from when I was 11/12 and obsessed with naruto
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@academia-lucifer
Ultraviolence🖤
This tweet is peak comedy and I will chuckle out loud every single time it pops back into my brain
there we go
mfs will be like "dude are you being gay right now?" my brother christ, the slug is right there.
I'll never get enough of ethel cain @mothercain
Jaime: [insults Brienne out of nowhere]
Brienne: dude, what the fuck
Jaime: She’ll Never Trust Me 😩😩😩 She’ll Always Judge Me Just Like Everyone Else ❌😷❌ And I Know Why 😤😤😤😡😡 It’s Cause I’m The Kingslayer Isn’t It 🗡️👑💀 She’ll Never Trust A Kingslayer 😔😔 It’s My Curse I’ll Have To Bear Forever 😢