daemon: I've been told by many people that I 'light up the room'.
viserys: that was arson, and those were witnesses.
if posts were cats, I would have 107 cats, which actually sounds about right.
I FOUND IT!!!
my ears have been blessed in 6 seconds
ok but stop associating bisexuality with threesomes
Bro: You can’t say you’re pan if you’ve only dated cis-boys Jess..
Me: Then you can’t say you’re straight since you’ve never had a girlfriend
Bro: touche…
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Bro: so you like girls?
Me: yep
Bro: so youre gonna get a girlfriend?
Me: maybe
Bro: NOW I GOTTA COMPETE AGAINST YOU TOO??
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Bro: wanna bet on who kisses a girl first?
Me: sure… $10?
Bro: okay
Me: sweet…cough up the money because i already kissed three
Bro: WHAT?? WHO?? you whore…No but seriously who because we only have like 2 lesbians in our school….
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Bro: I SWEAR TO GOD IF I HEAR ONE MORE PUN ABOUT YOU AND KITCHENWEAR IM KILLING YOU
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Brothers friend: so your sister is pan?
Bro: yeah?
Friend: what’s that?
Bro: basically she’ll date anyone
Friend: think she’ll date me?
Bro: ew no, dude she has standered still..
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Bro: so…how was narnia?
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Mother: i dont want you going to (insert friend)’s house because you’re pan and they are too
Bro: shes 18 mom AND you had no problem with it before jess was out
Mother: yeah but-
Bro: and they’re both girls so its not like even if something DID happen she wouldn’t get pregnant or anything
Mother: yeah but-
Bro: just let her hang out with the one friend she still has
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Bro: *is complaning about something* Thats so ga- OH MY GOD IM SO SORRY IT SLIPPED
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Bro: *shows me a picture of a girl* do you think shes hot?
Me: ew no
Bro: I AM TRYING TO GET YOU A GIRLFRIEND STOP BEING PICKY WOMAN WE LIVE IN THE MIDDLE OF NO WHERE THERE ARENT THAT MANY OPTIONS
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Me: *is complaining to my brother about this dude on campus* -anyways hes so not my type
Mother: but youre pan and ‘youre attracted to everyone regardless of gender’ so you dont have a type
Bro: thats like saying because i’m straight i like every girl mom…she can be pan and have types you limp lettuce
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Bro: do you think grandma will freak out when she finds out you’re queer?
Me: hopefully
Bro: sweet…..can i tell her??
Me: no?
Bro: dammit…
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Bro: *is playing COD online in his room* Guys seriously stop saying the F slur
Bro: Seriously i dont care about your kill streak, i will shoot you
Bro: NO SCOPE! I warned you!
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Bro: you know what my favorite part of you being pan is?
Me: what?
Bro: you’re no longer grandmas favorite…now i get all the money/food
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Bro: aw fuck
Me: what?
Bro: what if you get a girlfriend one day and she breaks your heart? i can’t punch a girl!
Me: no thats okay-
Bro: HOW WILL I DEFEND YOUR HONOR???
and the award for cutest producer goes to
her best outfit. I'll die on this hill
house of the dragon fashion: queen alicent’s last supper dress (s1e8)
BTS as Buzzfeed Unsolved: Supernatural
Heard some important information on Twitter today, and thought I’d post it here for anyone who may not have heard it. This is actually a thing, devised by a human rights organisation called Karma Nirvana.
Reblog to save a life?
now that the julie and the phantoms fandom is starting to grow, this goes to the fic writers like me, i’m begging you:
don’t make alex bi/pan/straight for the sake of your story.
he is canonically gay, which means no, you CANNOT pair him with a female love interest. i’ve already started to see fics for him with girls as his love interest (surprisingly, they were both portrayed by sabrina carpenter?).
one of them even said, and i quote: “i thought you were gay.” “maybe i’m only in love with a certain girl.”
yes, you read that right. and when I girl tried to explain to the author that what she was doing was wrong, the author just muted/blocked me? so let me explain why this is wrong:
“the lgbtq+ cummunity rarely gets accurate representation and it’s not often done with protagonists/characters that are truly relevant to the story. changing alex’s sexuality just so it can fit the concept you have for your story is plain wrong.”
“changing [alex’s] his sexuality from homosexual to bisexual is just as harmful as making him straight. alex is gay — changing his sexuality changes the essence of who he is.”
“[...] like i said before, accurate representation for smaller communities is already scarce as it is. but this can be used as an opportunity to fix things! you can change your character’s gender to male so it can fit alex’s canon sexuality, or you can simply change the love interest!”
in summary:
change your oc’s gender, not the canon character’s sexuality.