I’m Not Hot Enough To Make Up For How Weird I Am

platonic third base: when you get to know someone well enough that they start making mortifyingly specific observations about you

desperately need to read or watch something that will alter my brain chemistry and turn me into a new person

I feel like this sums up my ed

i would let you devour me if you just asked

Reblog to make your blog smell like petrichor an fresh dirt

If anyone needs me I’ll be dissociating

the purpose of friends is to have people who unconditionally hate your shitty exes & relatives. like maybe YOU have a complex relationship with your father but i sure don't. i'm outside his house with a gun. he's not the unforgivable asshole who raised me he's just an unforgivable asshole

I understand the CEO of UnitedHealth was shot but has he considered losing weight? Because that would help resolve those symptoms.

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It has been long enough that responding without preamble would now be Weird

never speak again.