Sorry For Being Cute And Earnest And Silly I’ll Try Harder To Be More Nonchalant And Unbothered And

do I really need to destroy myself in order to get affection?

mind if I come over and behave somewhat like a scared animal before I adjust

i’m not hot enough to make up for how weird i am

Bug study

anxious-avoidant blogging style

I tap the mic. “Most people don’t want to crawl down your chimney and steal your dog.”

the crowd murmurs uncertainly.

“If someone wants to steal your dog,” I continue, “there are easier ways to do that. They don’t have to crawl into a chimney.”

Murmuring intensifies. People stand in their seats and begin to boo.

“People disguising themselves as chimney sweepers and stealing dogs is not a rational fear,” I shout. “Literally anyone could steal your dog. Why make sweeping chimneys illegal?”

“I have a list of chimney sweeps who stole dogs from parks!” Someone yells, throwing a shoe.

“You seriously think no chimney sweepers could possibly ever steal from a home?” Another cries.

“Only a dog thief would even want to crawl into a chimney to begin with!” Says a third.

A single tear rolls down my cheek. They are all so fucking stupid

This is a metaphor

I have a joke about math but im 2² to say it

i really can’t grasp that people like remember non-life defining things from like over a week ago idk it’s just insane to me

does any one want me or not want me or feel any particular way about me at all

stop normalizing ai use in fandom 👎